December 31st, 2008

AIM IM with Jeff.
10:32 AM
Patrick: woo internet is back!
Jeff: NICE DUDE NICE
Jeff: GO BACK TO RE-TOUCHIBNG OW
Jeff: GUNIT in this bitch
Jeff: Panda-Unit
Jeff: thats our gang
Patrick: haha
Patrick: na, im gunna watch tv on hulu
Patrick: mad slow
Patrick: im the only one here
Jeff: ahaha i was just watchig grandtarino but i gotta jamm im gonna finish it at home on the big screen
Patrick: haha word
Jeff: SICK movie
Patrick: ill just catch some family guy
Jeff: i should go to the movies and see it but im lazy
10:35 AM
Jeff: i had the worst chines food last night
Patrick: did i tell you that i have 3 random kids from ohio in my living room?
Jeff: AHAHAHAhA
Patrick: i ha decent last night
Jeff: why
Patrick: one of them rides, and they decided yesterday afternoon they wanted to do new years in the city
Patrick: they got here at 7am
Jeff: ahahahahaha
Jeff: they going to go to the ball
Patrick: fuck no
Jeff: id advise them not to
Jeff: goooooooood
Patrick: we're going to billy burg
Jeff: fuck billy
Patrick: hot bitches son
Jeff: oh word?
Patrick: usually
Jeff: i got my own little supper model slut
Jeff: AHHAHAHA
Patrick: hahahah
Patrick: *emails sarah*
Jeff: ahahah
Jeff: super model curves and body with classy features
Jeff: i need some mother fucking coco
Jeff: you drinking with chris for lunch
Patrick: haha
Patrick: naaa
Patrick: gunna hold out
10:40 AM
Jeff: weak
Patrick: meh
Jeff: sissy
Jeff: sell our cloths fagboy
Jeff: make us money
Patrick: http://thecomeupbmx.net/
Patrick: having it posted on the front page here = bigtime
Patrick: it's on page 2 now but was uptop yesterday
10:45 AM
Jeff: NICE
Jeff: what is this girl doiong in this video
Jeff: i dont get it
Patrick: what video/
Jeff: second on the home page of the comeup
Patrick: oh i dunno, i dont watch 90% of the shit posted there
11:00 AM
Patrick: http://patsfat.blogspot.com/
Patrick: change the header to Jeff and Patricks Tea Party
Patrick: today all i am listening to is mercury rising and firestorm
11:05 AM
Patrick: snow machine is back on
Jeff: yeah
Patrick: should i watch dude wheres my car right now?
Jeff: dude
Jeff: take the passoerds and my email completly out
Jeff: thats so easy to guess
Patrick: haha alright
Patrick: especially for people who know how gay you are
Jeff: exactly
Jeff: your such a little homo cupcake sometimes
Patrick: yo, i wish i had a cupcake right now
Jeff: one with D in it
Patrick: one of the kids whose at my apartment right now has a gay cousin in brooklyn, so we might stop by a big gay party tonight
Patrick: you want a big d son
Jeff: ahahaha
Jeff: have fun all the gay dudes is gonna be on you
11:10 AM
Jeff: actually you have nothing to worry about
Patrick: and hot bitches who need straight dudes
Jeff: cause u is fat
Jeff: faghags
Patrick: haha
Patrick: sometimes you gotta take what you can get!
Jeff: i hate fag hags
Patrick: sarahs a fag hag
Jeff: na
Patrick: shes with you aint she
Jeff: she dosnt have any homo friends i wount let her
Jeff: ahahahahah
Jeff: good one homo
Patrick: haha
Jeff: cant wait to go home and finish watching grantorino
Patrick: STREET BY STREET BLOCK BY BLOOOCK
Jeff: taking it all back
Jeff: the youth imersed in poison
Patrick: we should do some roundups
Jeff: a panda firestorm to purify the pandas
Patrick: i'm totally putting on dude wheres my car
Jeff: pansa re-hab
Patrick: pandas coming out of a firestorm
Jeff: hahaahah
11:15 AM
Patrick: i cant wait to eat white castle after tonights rukus
Jeff: GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Patrick: fuck you man
Jeff: i need a armani suit
Patrick: i need an animal suit
Jeff: HAHAHAHA
Jeff: your are a animal... the bi-curius fat man from uptown
Patrick: haha
Patrick: bi curious with guys and girls, or girls and animals?
Jeff: ahahah either way its gay sun
11:20 AM
Jeff: im married to the game
Patrick:
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Jeff: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
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Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Jeff: ahaha
Jeff: u a homo
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Patrick: haha
Patrick: fuck you man, wheres my car?
Jeff: HAHAHA
11:25 AM
Patrick:
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Patrick: and then?
11:30 AM
Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Jeff: step 1 - stop IM ing me images
Jeff: step2 - loos weight
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Patrick: haha
Jeff: im going to start iming you porn if you dont stop
Patrick: haha

December 30th, 2008

AIM IM with Jeff.
12/30/08, 2:44 PM
Jeff: ankle is deff. sprainied
2:45 PM
Patrick: how?!
Patrick: cant walk right?
Jeff: dont know its not my ankle its the top of my foot kills when i move it. i get all fucked up when i go from sandels to normal shoes
Jeff: something is fucked in it
Patrick: fag
Jeff: guess what
Patrick: u suck diik?
Jeff: nope
Jeff: when i see you next im going to kill you
Patrick: hahahaha
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: hahahaha
Patrick: HAHAHAHAH
Patrick: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: u a pussy
Jeff: print this out and make sure to put it in your pocket
Jeff: cause when i killl you im going to hide the body in a work out gym
Jeff: cause
Jeff: NO ONE WOULD THINK TO LOOK THERE FOR YOU
Jeff: CAUSE U IS FAT
Patrick: hahaha'a work out gym?
Patrick: no shit?
Jeff: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Patrick: a gym where people work out?
Patrick: unheard of!
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: YEAH
Jeff: u fat
Patrick: wow
Patrick: genius!
Jeff: FUCK YOU IT WAS A FUNNY JOKE NOW U RUNIED IT
Patrick: yo, whats the passward to the patsfat blog
Patrick: that shuld be where we post this shit
Jeff: hmmmm good question
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: *****01
Jeff: maybe
Patrick: hahahahahaha
Jeff: *****
Patrick: of fuck
Patrick: thats your system password too
Jeff: SHHHHHHHH
Patrick: hahahahaha
Patrick: what email is it at? jeff@******?
Jeff: na
Jeff: *******@gmail.com
Patrick: word
2:50 PM
Jeff: you going to post on there?
Patrick: im making a user name
Jeff: thats a good idea actually
Jeff: post our talks on there
Patrick: yeah
Jeff: we can call it jeff and pats coffee talk
Jeff: or PATS A FAT FUCKING HOMO WHO RUINEDS all my jokes
Jeff: either way
Patrick: hahahaha

December 30th, 2008

Fuck you jeff.