AIM IM with Jeff.
11:35 AM
Jeff: ujmmm
Jeff: yeah you need it
Patrick : yea
Patrick : i need a good cry
Jeff: oh god
Jeff: now u dont get it
Patrick : !
Jeff:
Patrick : wana do lunch today?
Patrick : i want the whole cd son
Jeff: ate already
Jeff: i dont have the cd
Patrick : we do lunc hat 2 son
Patrick : u suck
Jeff: wak
Patrick : do you have duane joseph?
Jeff: no
Patrick : you wak
Patrick : best song
Jeff: die
11:40 AM
Patrick : u dy
Jeff: ?
Jeff: you die
Jeff: learn to type dick
Patrick : GFY motherfucker
Jeff: LOLZ
Patrick : LOLERCOPTER!
Patrick : sometimes i just try my hardest to say the wakest shit just to make you angry.
Jeff: i know you do
Patrick : i'm, pretty sure it works
Jeff: opne day when im rich im going to buy you and then sell you
11:45 AM
Jeff: to the jews
Patrick : i hope i lose value
Patrick : so you lose money on the deal
Jeff: i dont care
Jeff: i hate you hole heartly
Patrick : hole heartly?
Patrick : waht the fuck?
Jeff: whole
Patrick : whole heartedly?
Jeff: heart'ly
Jeff: yes
Patrick : see, this is why you need me
Jeff: you know what your a fat fuck who is lazy so fuck you and your fancy spelling you fucking krout
Patrick : hahahah
Patrick : i'm a mick, you fucking wop
Patrick : get it right
Jeff: wow im shocked you even got the joke
Jeff: shit bag
Patrick : well, i mean, you're jokes are built for the intelligence of a 5th grader. I'm pretty sure you got that one either from google, or sarah.
Jeff: are you a fucking complete joke of a human being
Jeff: my shits so tight
Jeff: all i do is watch educationl tv
Jeff: so fuck you
Patrick : what kinda of tv?
Jeff: history
Jeff: TLC
Jeff: discovery
Jeff: NOVA
Patrick : tender loving care?
Jeff: NOVA mother fucker NOVA
Patrick : not only vaginal assests?
Jeff: go re-touch
Patrick : haha
Patrick : go push pixels like a mexican
Jeff: nope doing partical sims right now so piss off
11:50 AM
Patrick : you should print this conversation out, and tell people this is why you cant charge by the hour
Jeff: that dosnt make sense
Patrick : yea it does
Patrick : cause you just spent an hour being a little bitch
Jeff: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick : and you could bill for it
Jeff: wow not bad
Jeff: go eat cake fat boy
Patrick : fuck
Patrick : they gave the rest of the cake to the cleaning lady last night
Jeff: yup
Patrick : otherwise i'd be all over it
Patrick : it was legit
Patrick : legit tierra misu
1:00 PM
Jeff: ERIC JUST SENT ME A pick of the plane being taken out of the water
Patrick : OMG!
Jeff: ahahahahha
Jeff: your the biggist shit bag i know
Patrick : haha
Patrick : that is saying alot, really
Patrick : you grew up with rammlekamp
Jeff: ahahahahahahaha
Jeff: when i kill you and i mean when... how much you think i can get for your cut up body in china?
1:05 PM
Patrick : i duno
Patrick : not much
Patrick : probably more if i was a kitten
Jeff: hmmm mite as well sell you alive then to mexico
Jeff: for a drug muel
Patrick : haha
Patrick : mule *
Jeff: yup
Jeff: they like fat people
Jeff: they gut you out and shuve more drugs in you
Patrick : i would say "i should sell you to someone"
Patrick : but noone wants someone who cant spell.
Patrick : you are wothless
Jeff: thats so lame dude
Jeff: atleast i came up with the joke
Patrick : you're worse then a downy
Jeff: you just took it and made it lame and not your own
Jeff: failed
Patrick : atleast corky makes people laugh
Jeff: i dont have downsyndrom
Patrick : yea i know
Patrick : thats the tragedy
Jeff: you look like you do tho
Patrick : you'd bve better off if you did
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick : GOOD ONE JEFF!
Patrick : JEFF +354254 for that comment!
Jeff: thanks fatrick
Jeff: im gonna write a song about you this weeknd
Jeff: i will call you at 6am and sing it to you tomorrow or sunday
Patrick : Patrick +354255 for being better
Patrick : i will call you at 2am and mumble alot tonight
Patrick : thats it.
Jeff: NO
Patrick : you are getting a drunk dial
Jeff: dude common
Jeff: fuck that phone is going off
Patrick : hahahahahah
Jeff: you fucking peice of shit alcholic
Patrick : hahahaha
Jeff: hope you get alchole posioned
Patrick : go drink greygoose by yourself
Jeff: havnt done that in years dick
Jeff: im edge
Patrick : atleast i dont drink alone
Patrick : HAHAHAH
Jeff: 3rd times a charm
Patrick : right
Patrick : next strike its life
Jeff: ill drink you under the table
Patrick : no you wont
Patrick : you're edge
Jeff: yes... yes i would
Patrick : haha
Patrick : you'd have to drink first
Jeff: use a homo drinker
Patrick : haha
Patrick : what?
Jeff: you drink gay shit
1:10 PM
Jeff: girl drinks and beer
Patrick : i drink vodka and purple
Jeff: i drank straight up vodka
Patrick : tonight its gunna be straight vodka to stay warm
Jeff: you wana have a drinking contest
Patrick : alright
Jeff: ill come out of retirment to kill you
Patrick : it'll be like the episode of gilligans island with the russians
Jeff: ahahahahah
Jeff: i dont know that ep but im sure its funny
Patrick : haha yea
Jeff: thats why i typed ahahahah
Patrick : ginger was fucking hott
Jeff: YEAH
Jeff: id do ginger
Patrick : even maryanne
Jeff: shes ok
Patrick : maryanne probably had less diseases too.
Jeff: you would have done the rich lady
Patrick : haha
Jeff: mary ann was ok
Patrick : bitch would have paid well
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick : i bet the howells are dead now
Jeff: giligans island is kinda like lost
Patrick : except 100% better
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : dont even compare it
Patrick : thats fucked
Jeff: i wonder if JJ abrams had to go to abc to pitch the idea and say its kinda like giligans island but allot better
Patrick : hahaha
Jeff: imagine giligins island but with smoke monsters and islands that move and time travel
Jeff: then the ABC head guy was like excuse me JJ can you put the spliff out your in a meeting
Patrick :
Direct Instant Message session started
Patrick : haha
Jeff: maryann i the hotter one
Patrick : yea, but gingers way more slutty
Jeff: ginger is the red head right
Patrick : wow...
Patrick : why do you thinkt h ey called her ginger?
Jeff: i dont know
Jeff: i dont accoceate with red heads they are sub-human
Patrick : never heard the term 'ginger child'?
Patrick : yea
Jeff: no
Patrick : my parents have some as neighbors
Patrick : everyone hates them
Jeff: either way marryann is the hotter one for sure
Patrick : yeah
Jeff: is it me or did girls bodys back then look allot diffrent
1:15 PM
Jeff: like there stomaches are weird looking
Patrick : hahaha
Jeff: maybe its the bathing suit
Jeff: its allot higher then they are noe
Jeff: now
Jeff: it just looks odd
Patrick : yeah
Patrick : shit was wak
Jeff: fuck yes
Jeff: who did you like the scientist
Jeff: cause we both know you couldnt hit marryann
Patrick : hahaha
Jeff: she could see your gayness from islands away
Patrick : why am i not surprised that you had to homo this up?
Jeff: ahahahah thats why i did it
Patrick : "i'm going to be totally origional and call pat gay!@$!~"
Jeff: dude im so fucking orig it kills you
Patrick : hahahha
Jeff: you just jock all my jokes
Patrick : you're as orig as lost.
Jeff: everyone
Jeff: LOST IS MAD ORIG
Jeff: so thanks
Patrick : lost would be mad orig if it was mad old and called gilligans island
Jeff: im gonna throw a brick at you i think
Jeff: ahahahaha
Patrick : i'm going to come kick your ass in like 45 minutes.
Jeff: ahahahah thats fine i wont be here
Patrick : when you leaving?
Jeff: actually dont come here in 45 i have a big meeting
Patrick : PERFECT
Jeff: na dude dont cause if you do anything i will really set you on fire
Patrick : na, wont fuck up a meeting
Patrick : but i have to run down to 23/broadway
Jeff: for what
Patrick : pick up a hassy
Jeff: cockrock
Patrick : man, you always have dick on your mind
Jeff: dude cockrock... is crack cocain
Patrick : is the meeting at your studio, or ont he phone?
Jeff: SO FUYCK you
Jeff: phone
Jeff: im going to the movies after that tho
Patrick : word. i'll text you when i'm in the area, see if your still there/its done
Patrick : so i can kick your faggot ass
Jeff: deal
Patrick : poice
Jeff: dick bag
Direct Instant Message session ended
2:40 PM
Friday, January 16, 2009
1/15/09
AIM IM with Jeff.
1/15/09, 12:37 PM
Patrick : yo kid what it b
Jeff: eat a D
Patrick : haha
Patrick : fucking faggin it up again today i see
12:40 PM
Jeff: yeah...homo cakes
Jeff: where were you
Patrick : chillen in an office over times square
Jeff: kinda wak
Patrick : u is kinda wak
Jeff: PISS
Jeff: OFF
Jeff: FAT
Jeff: BOY
Patrick : wow
Patrick : you.
Patrick : you and your originality.
12:45 PM
Patrick : i should give you an award some day
Patrick : for being soooo smart
Jeff: hmmm second thought thats not a bad idea
Jeff: ill get you a trouphy with a fat man eating oreos
Patrick : and i will get you a trophy with apussy ass wana be hipster crying and sitting at a desk
Jeff: hipster wana be
Patrick : yeah
Patrick : loose ass tie and shit
Patrick : except you aint got no friends
Patrick : do you just posin
12:55 PM
Jeff: what
Jeff: im far from a hipster
Patrick : 2 different kinds of hipsters
Patrick : the art fag ones, like you, and the track bike ones
Jeff: your on time out
Patrick : haha
Patrick : you're an art fag hipster
2:30 PM
Jeff: you take a long lunch
Patrick : did you get my messages?
Patrick : thats what i though
Patrick : GFY
Jeff: gfy?
Jeff: i got the messages they were piss poor
2:35 PM
Patrick : GO FUCK YOURSELF
Patrick : GFY
2:40 PM
Jeff: HAHAHA
Jeff: its cute and to the point i like it... i fully support it
Jeff: what did you have for lunch... a wendys
2:45 PM
Jeff: meeting time see you in hell
Jeff has gone offline.
3:15 PM
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1/15/09, 12:37 PM
Patrick : yo kid what it b
Jeff: eat a D
Patrick : haha
Patrick : fucking faggin it up again today i see
12:40 PM
Jeff: yeah...homo cakes
Jeff: where were you
Patrick : chillen in an office over times square
Jeff: kinda wak
Patrick : u is kinda wak
Jeff: PISS
Jeff: OFF
Jeff: FAT
Jeff: BOY
Patrick : wow
Patrick : you.
Patrick : you and your originality.
12:45 PM
Patrick : i should give you an award some day
Patrick : for being soooo smart
Jeff: hmmm second thought thats not a bad idea
Jeff: ill get you a trouphy with a fat man eating oreos
Patrick : and i will get you a trophy with apussy ass wana be hipster crying and sitting at a desk
Jeff: hipster wana be
Patrick : yeah
Patrick : loose ass tie and shit
Patrick : except you aint got no friends
Patrick : do you just posin
12:55 PM
Jeff: what
Jeff: im far from a hipster
Patrick : 2 different kinds of hipsters
Patrick : the art fag ones, like you, and the track bike ones
Jeff: your on time out
Patrick : haha
Patrick : you're an art fag hipster
2:30 PM
Jeff: you take a long lunch
Patrick : did you get my messages?
Patrick : thats what i though
Patrick : GFY
Jeff: gfy?
Jeff: i got the messages they were piss poor
2:35 PM
Patrick : GO FUCK YOURSELF
Patrick : GFY
2:40 PM
Jeff: HAHAHA
Jeff: its cute and to the point i like it... i fully support it
Jeff: what did you have for lunch... a wendys
2:45 PM
Jeff: meeting time see you in hell
Jeff has gone offline.
3:15 PM
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009
1/6/09
AIM IM with Jeff.
9:32 AM
Jeff: hey gay boy
Patrick : suck a dick
Jeff: question
Patrick : yea, it makes you gay.
Jeff: can i have a fuck bmx shirt for my brotyher?
Patrick : yea
Jeff: cool
Jeff: needs a large cause hes a white rapper wana be
Patrick : hahahaha
Jeff: holla
Patrick : not surprised
Jeff: he liked the idea
Patrick : you raised him
Patrick : soon, he'll be crying himself to sleep after watching dawsons creek
Jeff: ahahahaha listn homo i watched dawsons creek with karen 1.0 the hot one
Jeff: so eat a D
Patrick : haha
9:35 AM
Patrick : did she comfort you when dawson got his heart broken and you were sad?
Jeff: oh yeahhhh
Patrick : haha
Patrick : want to go to a shitty poppunk show tonight on the bowery?
Jeff: NO
9:40 AM
Patrick : its 18+ atleast
Jeff: no
Patrick : meh
Patrick : i probably wont either
Jeff: good
Jeff: use a homo
Patrick : yeah?
Jeff: most lickly
Jeff: likely
Jeff: fucck im donw
Jeff: i hate spelling
Patrick : hahahahaha
9:45 AM
Patrick : this is why we document aim conversations. so everyone knows how much of a retard you are
Jeff: said the young gay man re-touching images to the older more sucesful comapnmy owner
Patrick : haha
Patrick : what do you own?
Jeff: my life
Patrick : you should hire me to be your editor
Jeff: dignity
Jeff: editer of what
Patrick : your aim conversations
Patrick : i will check your spelling, and then turn them all into dawsons creek, and the oc plots.
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: thats a great idea
Patrick : my fee is the nice even number of $57.33 an hour
Patrick : anything past 1 hour is time and 5/8ths
Jeff: ahahaha
9:50 AM
Patrick : i think i am going to take a chine town bus to cleveland
Jeff: WHY
Patrick : to go ride bikes
Patrick : and get loose
Jeff: ahahaha right
Patrick : siiick indoor parks
11:15 AM
Jeff: where the snow at
Patrick : norff
Jeff: ahahaha
11:25 AM
Patrick : fuck
Patrick : i flattened a file to see something real quick and fucking saved it
Patrick : and didnt realize until i closed it
Jeff: that sucks
Patrick :
Jeff: ahhh did u close
Jeff: you can go back through history
Patrick : i closed
Jeff: wak
Patrick : fuck i wish there wa s away to save history
Jeff: there is i think
Jeff: but u cant revert
Jeff: only see a file with a list of what you did
Patrick : yeah
Jeff: meta data list
Patrick : fuck and it was a wak ass file to work with too
11:30 AM
Jeff: ahahha
11:40 AM
Jeff: mac confrence starts in 20 mins
Patrick : meh
Jeff: yeah i feel the same way
Patrick : haha
Jeff: cute is what we aim for is kinda good
Patrick : so is fall out boy
Jeff: not so much
Patrick : you know you like it
Jeff: i really dont.. i play them once in a wile but not a big fan
Patrick : yea, i dont put them on repeat or anything
Patrick : if it comes on i dont skip tho
11:45 AM
Jeff: i dont play random stuff i always listn to fill albums
Jeff: no play liststs either
Patrick : oh
Patrick : you lame
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: i tend to keep it mad simple
Patrick : i dont like to have to decide
Jeff: thats why you eat bags of D
Patrick : my new years eve playlist was the best i ever made
Jeff: and i eat bags of chips
Jeff: avril levine
Patrick : na, mucury rising and fire storm
Jeff: would it be odd if i married her
Patrick : i think shes to punk rawk for you
Jeff: ahahaha really
Jeff: what kinda girl is my type then
Jeff: this should be good......
Patrick : youre type?
Patrick : like pete wentz or that dude benjie
Jeff: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Jeff: ahahah wow well played
Jeff: i called that early
12:05 PM
Patrick : well the file looked way better 2nd time around, so i guess thats a plus
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick : http://www.guzer.com/videos/needle-art.php
12:30 PM
Jeff: MOLLY MOLLY make out
Jeff: worst song ever
12:40 PM
Patrick : suckadick
Jeff: YES
12:45 PM
Patrick : yea
Patrick : you would be siked on suckin dick
2:10 PM
Jeff: new mac book is pretty hot
Patrick : word
Patrick : didnt look t anyhting yet
Jeff: word
2:15 PM
Jeff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O5U9irS3iA&eurl=http://www.qbn.com/topics/577965/?page=1
2:30 PM
Jeff: you watch that
Patrick : what is this?
Jeff: a show
Patrick : im 40 seconds in and ready to turn it off
Jeff: its clips of the one kid
Jeff: what
Jeff: this shits so funny
Patrick : lame
Jeff: WHAT
Patrick : k its decent
Jeff: na its really funny
Jeff: watch it all
Jeff: its random clips from the show
Patrick : that was what i was like in times square the other night
Jeff: thats what i was like in school
Patrick : ohhh fuck, did i tell you about the cab that tried to hussle me?
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : i was walking down the street behind him with both finers up screaming go fuck yourself.
Patrick : i have to give myself a pat ont he back for that
Jeff: classy
2:35 PM
Patrick : jahah yeah
Jeff: baby shambles good band
Patrick : ?
Jeff: baby shambles pete dohrtys band his herion band
Patrick : oh never heard
Jeff: well go to hell
Jeff: i think rachel belson is my new crush
Patrick : who?
Jeff: rachel bilson
Jeff: the girl form the OC
Jeff: summer
Patrick : ohh
Patrick : does sarah have a facebook?
Patrick : i want to talk shit behind your back
Jeff: i think but never uses it
Jeff: talk what?
Patrick : whats her last name?
Patrick : talka bout how wak u is
Jeff: no dice
Jeff: dont be a dick
Patrick : haha
Jeff: snow is a coming
Jeff: did you see pinapple express?
2:40 PM
Patrick : is she a pro at bowling/
Patrick : no i didnt
Jeff: no i am
Jeff: im a pro at tennis too
Jeff: 1500+
Patrick : haha
Jeff: im a smash you
Patrick : haha
Jeff: WE DID IT
Jeff: we made it out alive
Jeff: name the band win a prize
Patrick : i dont care, but either chris cant spell her name right, or she doesnt have facebook
Jeff: your such a dick
Patrick : hahaha
Jeff: im a fuck you up one day
Patrick : hahaa
Jeff: she dosnt have anything up on it so fuck you and good luck
Patrick : oh i was just going to say "jeff is gay"
Patrick : and that would have been it
Jeff: thats fine... your a fat ass homo
Patrick : haha
Patrick : she probably would have agreed
Jeff: ahahahahahahahahah
Patrick : then her and i would have made fun of your loose ass ties
2:45 PM
Patrick : hahahaha so a tourist i harassed just sent me photos.
Jeff: ahaha really
Patrick : yeah!
Jeff: congrats?
2:50 PM
Patrick : haha
2:55 PM
Patrick : http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1964/185/47/732927541/n732927541_1846869_9464.jpg
Jeff: ahahahah
Patrick : me the other dudes, and the girl in purple do not belong
3:15 PM
Patrick : getting shirts tomorrow night
Jeff: nice dude
Jeff: did the guy say how they came out
3:20 PM
Patrick : he didnt print them yet, haha
Jeff: oh
Patrick : but hes done work for movielife and mtv and shit
Jeff: cool
Jeff: i just got a offer from over night prints for 100 free bizz cards
Jeff: what should i get panda ice cream?
Jeff: only 1 side printing tho kinda lame
Patrick : dont bother
Patrick : 2 side or die
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick : or just get panda ice cream genenric and make it rain
3:25 PM
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : i just got the same offer
Jeff: wana just get the panda pattern
Patrick : yeah
Jeff: make it made obscure just the fronts
Jeff: there free so fuck it you know
Patrick : ill make it rain from my fire escape
Jeff: the card stock is thiner too then the ones we have
Jeff: its 15 pt
Patrick : word
Patrick : cause it only has to be sturdy enough for 1 sideness
Jeff: welll no but yeah if you want to think of it that way
Patrick : yea
Patrick : stfu or die
Jeff: eat bags of D
Patrick : oooooo'
Patrick : snapppp
Jeff: shut up
Patrick : you are gooood
4:05 PM
Jeff: snowing
Patrick : yea
Patrick : just walked back with my frappacino in it
Jeff: where u get a frap?
Jeff: can i have one
Patrick : bux
Jeff: bux?
4:10 PM
Patrick : starbucks
Patrick : coffee light
Jeff: wellll
Patrick : sukadick
Jeff: you delted a file today
Jeff: and i deleted a 3d model
Jeff: PERFECT
Patrick : but i made it look twice as good
Jeff: FUCKING PERFECT
Patrick : haha dammmn
Patrick : how/
Jeff: im going to fucking kill someone right now
Jeff: i have no fucking idea
Patrick : want me to bring you a frap after work?
Jeff: no if i cant fix this im going home im so fucking mad
Patrick :
Jeff: thanks tho
Patrick : how many hours?
Jeff: a few
Patrick : could be worse
Jeff: i guess
Patrick : http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/0109cookiemonster.jpg
Patrick : that will cheer you up
Jeff: wait my bad
Jeff: was just a null object
Jeff: all is good now
Patrick : haha
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: those arnt there anymore
Patrick : nope
Patrick : cookie monster 1 WTC 0
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: washed my hair today
4:15 PM
Patrick : i wash mine every day
Jeff: going to go home soon and watch pinapple express
Patrick : i use to shower once a week at most
Patrick : now im an errydayer
Jeff: thats gross
Jeff: i shower atleast once a day
Jeff: summer 2 times
Patrick : winter in massachusetts made me not smell
Jeff: right....
Patrick : i shower at night erry day
Jeff: i get mad dry skinn tho
Jeff: i do mornings
Jeff: used to do nights
Patrick : i like sleeping in, and a shower int he am int he summer would be pointless when i am about to ride bikes to work
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : i am about to give you a reason to call me fat.
Patrick : http://perambulare.com/2008/11/14/let-them-eat-cake-now/
Jeff: WOW
Jeff: this is what you look at
Patrick : haha
Jeff: is this your porn?
Patrick : www.midtownlunch.com
Patrick : hahahaha
Jeff: snow stopped
4:20 PM
Patrick : apple dropping drm is nice
Jeff: yeah and normal prices to .69
Patrick : 99 wasnt bad at all though
Jeff: na 69 is better ahahah
Patrick : haha yea
Patrick : but 99 wasnt bad
Jeff: ok you pay 99 ill pay 69
Patrick : but your favorite top 10's jams will be 1.29
Patrick : we should get our blog on our free business cards
4:25 PM
Patrick : and have in like light gray int he background a random clip of us talking
Jeff: not free you have to pay for shipping i found out
Patrick : yeah
Patrick : i saw
Jeff: im not getting them
Patrick : haha
Jeff: i was getting *****-ups anyway
Patrick : i wish i got the offer yesterday...
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick : i wodner if i can still hold mine...
Jeff: 2 sides is better tho
Patrick : but to write "patsfat.blogspot.com on, who cares?
Jeff: ahaha
4:35 PM
Jeff has gone offline.
9:32 AM
Jeff: hey gay boy
Patrick : suck a dick
Jeff: question
Patrick : yea, it makes you gay.
Jeff: can i have a fuck bmx shirt for my brotyher?
Patrick : yea
Jeff: cool
Jeff: needs a large cause hes a white rapper wana be
Patrick : hahahaha
Jeff: holla
Patrick : not surprised
Jeff: he liked the idea
Patrick : you raised him
Patrick : soon, he'll be crying himself to sleep after watching dawsons creek
Jeff: ahahahaha listn homo i watched dawsons creek with karen 1.0 the hot one
Jeff: so eat a D
Patrick : haha
9:35 AM
Patrick : did she comfort you when dawson got his heart broken and you were sad?
Jeff: oh yeahhhh
Patrick : haha
Patrick : want to go to a shitty poppunk show tonight on the bowery?
Jeff: NO
9:40 AM
Patrick : its 18+ atleast
Jeff: no
Patrick : meh
Patrick : i probably wont either
Jeff: good
Jeff: use a homo
Patrick : yeah?
Jeff: most lickly
Jeff: likely
Jeff: fucck im donw
Jeff: i hate spelling
Patrick : hahahahaha
9:45 AM
Patrick : this is why we document aim conversations. so everyone knows how much of a retard you are
Jeff: said the young gay man re-touching images to the older more sucesful comapnmy owner
Patrick : haha
Patrick : what do you own?
Jeff: my life
Patrick : you should hire me to be your editor
Jeff: dignity
Jeff: editer of what
Patrick : your aim conversations
Patrick : i will check your spelling, and then turn them all into dawsons creek, and the oc plots.
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: thats a great idea
Patrick : my fee is the nice even number of $57.33 an hour
Patrick : anything past 1 hour is time and 5/8ths
Jeff: ahahaha
9:50 AM
Patrick : i think i am going to take a chine town bus to cleveland
Jeff: WHY
Patrick : to go ride bikes
Patrick : and get loose
Jeff: ahahaha right
Patrick : siiick indoor parks
11:15 AM
Jeff: where the snow at
Patrick : norff
Jeff: ahahaha
11:25 AM
Patrick : fuck
Patrick : i flattened a file to see something real quick and fucking saved it
Patrick : and didnt realize until i closed it
Jeff: that sucks
Patrick :
Jeff: ahhh did u close
Jeff: you can go back through history
Patrick : i closed
Jeff: wak
Patrick : fuck i wish there wa s away to save history
Jeff: there is i think
Jeff: but u cant revert
Jeff: only see a file with a list of what you did
Patrick : yeah
Jeff: meta data list
Patrick : fuck and it was a wak ass file to work with too
11:30 AM
Jeff: ahahha
11:40 AM
Jeff: mac confrence starts in 20 mins
Patrick : meh
Jeff: yeah i feel the same way
Patrick : haha
Jeff: cute is what we aim for is kinda good
Patrick : so is fall out boy
Jeff: not so much
Patrick : you know you like it
Jeff: i really dont.. i play them once in a wile but not a big fan
Patrick : yea, i dont put them on repeat or anything
Patrick : if it comes on i dont skip tho
11:45 AM
Jeff: i dont play random stuff i always listn to fill albums
Jeff: no play liststs either
Patrick : oh
Patrick : you lame
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: i tend to keep it mad simple
Patrick : i dont like to have to decide
Jeff: thats why you eat bags of D
Patrick : my new years eve playlist was the best i ever made
Jeff: and i eat bags of chips
Jeff: avril levine
Patrick : na, mucury rising and fire storm
Jeff: would it be odd if i married her
Patrick : i think shes to punk rawk for you
Jeff: ahahaha really
Jeff: what kinda girl is my type then
Jeff: this should be good......
Patrick : youre type?
Patrick : like pete wentz or that dude benjie
Jeff: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Jeff: ahahah wow well played
Jeff: i called that early
12:05 PM
Patrick : well the file looked way better 2nd time around, so i guess thats a plus
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick : http://www.guzer.com/videos/needle-art.php
12:30 PM
Jeff: MOLLY MOLLY make out
Jeff: worst song ever
12:40 PM
Patrick : suckadick
Jeff: YES
12:45 PM
Patrick : yea
Patrick : you would be siked on suckin dick
2:10 PM
Jeff: new mac book is pretty hot
Patrick : word
Patrick : didnt look t anyhting yet
Jeff: word
2:15 PM
Jeff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O5U9irS3iA&eurl=http://www.qbn.com/topics/577965/?page=1
2:30 PM
Jeff: you watch that
Patrick : what is this?
Jeff: a show
Patrick : im 40 seconds in and ready to turn it off
Jeff: its clips of the one kid
Jeff: what
Jeff: this shits so funny
Patrick : lame
Jeff: WHAT
Patrick : k its decent
Jeff: na its really funny
Jeff: watch it all
Jeff: its random clips from the show
Patrick : that was what i was like in times square the other night
Jeff: thats what i was like in school
Patrick : ohhh fuck, did i tell you about the cab that tried to hussle me?
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : i was walking down the street behind him with both finers up screaming go fuck yourself.
Patrick : i have to give myself a pat ont he back for that
Jeff: classy
2:35 PM
Patrick : jahah yeah
Jeff: baby shambles good band
Patrick : ?
Jeff: baby shambles pete dohrtys band his herion band
Patrick : oh never heard
Jeff: well go to hell
Jeff: i think rachel belson is my new crush
Patrick : who?
Jeff: rachel bilson
Jeff: the girl form the OC
Jeff: summer
Patrick : ohh
Patrick : does sarah have a facebook?
Patrick : i want to talk shit behind your back
Jeff: i think but never uses it
Jeff: talk what?
Patrick : whats her last name?
Patrick : talka bout how wak u is
Jeff: no dice
Jeff: dont be a dick
Patrick : haha
Jeff: snow is a coming
Jeff: did you see pinapple express?
2:40 PM
Patrick : is she a pro at bowling/
Patrick : no i didnt
Jeff: no i am
Jeff: im a pro at tennis too
Jeff: 1500+
Patrick : haha
Jeff: im a smash you
Patrick : haha
Jeff: WE DID IT
Jeff: we made it out alive
Jeff: name the band win a prize
Patrick : i dont care, but either chris cant spell her name right, or she doesnt have facebook
Jeff: your such a dick
Patrick : hahaha
Jeff: im a fuck you up one day
Patrick : hahaa
Jeff: she dosnt have anything up on it so fuck you and good luck
Patrick : oh i was just going to say "jeff is gay"
Patrick : and that would have been it
Jeff: thats fine... your a fat ass homo
Patrick : haha
Patrick : she probably would have agreed
Jeff: ahahahahahahahahah
Patrick : then her and i would have made fun of your loose ass ties
2:45 PM
Patrick : hahahaha so a tourist i harassed just sent me photos.
Jeff: ahaha really
Patrick : yeah!
Jeff: congrats?
2:50 PM
Patrick : haha
2:55 PM
Patrick : http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1964/185/47/732927541/n732927541_1846869_9464.jpg
Jeff: ahahahah
Patrick : me the other dudes, and the girl in purple do not belong
3:15 PM
Patrick : getting shirts tomorrow night
Jeff: nice dude
Jeff: did the guy say how they came out
3:20 PM
Patrick : he didnt print them yet, haha
Jeff: oh
Patrick : but hes done work for movielife and mtv and shit
Jeff: cool
Jeff: i just got a offer from over night prints for 100 free bizz cards
Jeff: what should i get panda ice cream?
Jeff: only 1 side printing tho kinda lame
Patrick : dont bother
Patrick : 2 side or die
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick : or just get panda ice cream genenric and make it rain
3:25 PM
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : i just got the same offer
Jeff: wana just get the panda pattern
Patrick : yeah
Jeff: make it made obscure just the fronts
Jeff: there free so fuck it you know
Patrick : ill make it rain from my fire escape
Jeff: the card stock is thiner too then the ones we have
Jeff: its 15 pt
Patrick : word
Patrick : cause it only has to be sturdy enough for 1 sideness
Jeff: welll no but yeah if you want to think of it that way
Patrick : yea
Patrick : stfu or die
Jeff: eat bags of D
Patrick : oooooo'
Patrick : snapppp
Jeff: shut up
Patrick : you are gooood
4:05 PM
Jeff: snowing
Patrick : yea
Patrick : just walked back with my frappacino in it
Jeff: where u get a frap?
Jeff: can i have one
Patrick : bux
Jeff: bux?
4:10 PM
Patrick : starbucks
Patrick : coffee light
Jeff: wellll
Patrick : sukadick
Jeff: you delted a file today
Jeff: and i deleted a 3d model
Jeff: PERFECT
Patrick : but i made it look twice as good
Jeff: FUCKING PERFECT
Patrick : haha dammmn
Patrick : how/
Jeff: im going to fucking kill someone right now
Jeff: i have no fucking idea
Patrick : want me to bring you a frap after work?
Jeff: no if i cant fix this im going home im so fucking mad
Patrick :
Jeff: thanks tho
Patrick : how many hours?
Jeff: a few
Patrick : could be worse
Jeff: i guess
Patrick : http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/0109cookiemonster.jpg
Patrick : that will cheer you up
Jeff: wait my bad
Jeff: was just a null object
Jeff: all is good now
Patrick : haha
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: those arnt there anymore
Patrick : nope
Patrick : cookie monster 1 WTC 0
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: washed my hair today
4:15 PM
Patrick : i wash mine every day
Jeff: going to go home soon and watch pinapple express
Patrick : i use to shower once a week at most
Patrick : now im an errydayer
Jeff: thats gross
Jeff: i shower atleast once a day
Jeff: summer 2 times
Patrick : winter in massachusetts made me not smell
Jeff: right....
Patrick : i shower at night erry day
Jeff: i get mad dry skinn tho
Jeff: i do mornings
Jeff: used to do nights
Patrick : i like sleeping in, and a shower int he am int he summer would be pointless when i am about to ride bikes to work
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : i am about to give you a reason to call me fat.
Patrick : http://perambulare.com/2008/11/14/let-them-eat-cake-now/
Jeff: WOW
Jeff: this is what you look at
Patrick : haha
Jeff: is this your porn?
Patrick : www.midtownlunch.com
Patrick : hahahaha
Jeff: snow stopped
4:20 PM
Patrick : apple dropping drm is nice
Jeff: yeah and normal prices to .69
Patrick : 99 wasnt bad at all though
Jeff: na 69 is better ahahah
Patrick : haha yea
Patrick : but 99 wasnt bad
Jeff: ok you pay 99 ill pay 69
Patrick : but your favorite top 10's jams will be 1.29
Patrick : we should get our blog on our free business cards
4:25 PM
Patrick : and have in like light gray int he background a random clip of us talking
Jeff: not free you have to pay for shipping i found out
Patrick : yeah
Patrick : i saw
Jeff: im not getting them
Patrick : haha
Jeff: i was getting *****-ups anyway
Patrick : i wish i got the offer yesterday...
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick : i wodner if i can still hold mine...
Jeff: 2 sides is better tho
Patrick : but to write "patsfat.blogspot.com on, who cares?
Jeff: ahaha
4:35 PM
Jeff has gone offline.
01/05/09
AIM IM with Jeff.
1/5/09, 9:32 AM
Patrick: word
Patrick: should whe front be uv too?
Jeff: no
Jeff: matte everything
Patrick: ight
Jeff: did you order the shirts yet?
Patrick: yea, should have em this week
Jeff: oh nice
9:35 AM
Patrick: yea i dont kid around
Jeff: allot of poeple say they want one so far?
Patrick: yea
Patrick: should be easy to get rid of them
Jeff: nice
9:45 AM
Patrick: do i check the "glossy u/v" box and then email them the file
Jeff: no
Patrick: k
Jeff: how many you getting
Patrick: 1000
Jeff: ahaha niceeee
Jeff: you gonna make it rain pandas
9:50 AM
Patrick: haha yea
Patrick: i was making it rain my cards th other night
Jeff: again?
Patrick: no not again
Patrick: i am hoping to get some emails
Patrick: just people being mad at me, or sending me photos
Jeff: ahahahah
9:55 AM
Patrick: ordered
Jeff: sick sun
Jeff: you email the file and put the order on hold
Patrick: yep
Jeff: wicked
Patrick: will they confirm when it all goes thru?
Patrick: do i ave to unhold it or anyting?
Jeff: not sure
Jeff: should just go through
Jeff: you can email back and ask in a day or so
Patrick: word
10:00 AM
Jeff: WHY YOU IN MY FACE AND YOU KNOW IT WE AINT COOL..... GET THE HELL OUT MY FACE BEFORE I CATCH A CASE
Jeff: MOTHER fucker why you all in my face
Jeff: im gonna take you out and i aint talkin lunch
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jeff: dirty dirty south hiphop puts it down
Patrick: hah
Jeff: wana move to memthis tennissseee
Patrick: where/
Jeff: mempho tennn
Patrick: where?
Jeff: dude
Patrick: haha
Jeff: memphises tennese
Jeff: FUCK YOU
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: can i tell you a secret
Jeff: at night sometimes i pray that you die
Patrick: haha
Patrick: wow
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: its kinda creepy that you think of me at night
Jeff: ahahha
Jeff: you know man i really think your a dick
Patrick: haha
Patrick: dont worry, everyone in ny hates me
Jeff: cause you take a good joke and turn it into your own better joke
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: i never have the upper hand
Patrick: thats cause yu...
Patrick: you just suck.
Patrick: theres no funny way to put it
Patrick: you just arent good.
Jeff: just got a SICK idea dude
Jeff: you know how im getting the *****-up chain
Jeff: the big *****-up logo
Patrick: HAHAHA
Patrick: what?
Jeff: iced out
Jeff: DUDE
10:05 AM
Patrick: hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Jeff: lets get POANDAS
Jeff: PANDAS
Jeff: im not even kidding
Patrick: i aint got $$'s for that shit
Patrick: unless its like tin foil and fake
Jeff: dude we can get fake-diomons
Jeff: we get fake ones for know and replace them when we have made it
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: you wana?
Patrick: shits gunna be pricey even fake
Jeff: id say maybe 1-200
Patrick: haha
Jeff: you know the ass you would get with a icy panda hanging down to your balls
Patrick: it's kinda a waste though
Jeff: no
Patrick: i'd never rock it
Jeff: WHAT
Jeff: id rock it everyday
Patrick: yea
Jeff: that would be hella tight
Patrick: with you're loose tie and wack as sweater vest
Jeff: exactly
Jeff: you ever see anyone rock shit that fresh NO
Jeff: you should have a team like sponer people... but not for anything other then being ill
Jeff: fuck you im getting a iccy panda
Patrick: haha
Jeff: im gonna start playing the lottey to support the icy panda and *****-up foundation
Jeff: once i win we can go to jacob and get the real thing
Patrick: well, taj mehelic needs a shoe sponsor, so maybe we can buy him 2 pairs of shoes a year for rocking out shit
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jeff: im down dude
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: lets buy plain white addidas and paint pandas on them
Patrick: "we'll give you $200 a year for shoes."
Patrick: fuck adidas
Jeff: get him a fake chain and say your riding for panda iccream
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: well we need something plain white
10:10 AM
Jeff: that you can draw on
Patrick: i need to get his phone number.
Jeff: and i do mean you so it looks hella bad
Patrick: haahahaha
Jeff: if hes down ill go halfs on new shoes with you
Patrick: i'll just hire a 5 year old or something
Patrick: hahaha sick
Jeff: ahahahahahah
Jeff: oh man this the best worst idea EVER
Jeff: lets just make panda ice cream a bmx company
Jeff: we can just make a mocery of everything... all the money we get we can just use to throw crazy lavish partys
Jeff: litterly blow all the money on partys
Patrick: hahahha
Jeff: first thing i wana do is hire lil whyte to play a party with 3 six mafia
Patrick: haha
Patrick: and STD
Jeff: &YYES
Patrick: but they cant play anything past stay what you are
Jeff: oh man that would be so sick
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jeff: we should cut a video too
Jeff: and have all the music STD GUK 6 six mafia and wu tang
Patrick: haha
Jeff: if you can shoot some video we can cut a trailer in a weeknd
Patrick: http://taj.transworld.net/2009/01/02/police-swat-teams-fire-fights-and-new-shoes
Patrick: i am leaving a comment there for taj
Jeff: second thought
Jeff: thats not a bad idea doing a video
Patrick: you been saying that for a while
Patrick: you just never come out
Patrick: you buyst
Jeff: WHAT
Patrick: busy
10:15 AM
Patrick: you always busy
Jeff: well we need to make time
Patrick: you need tos on
Jeff: ?
Patrick: i dont know
Patrick: im getting sick again
Patrick: shits gully
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: panda ice cream stickers?
Jeff: id deffntly do a video or a trailer to start.... do you know kats that are good enough?
Jeff: i wana do some ill shit no wak shit like we did back in the day
Patrick: haha
10:30 AM
Jeff: i tote a 9 with a choper on the back seat
10:35 AM
Patrick: what?
Jeff: right-on
11:20 AM
Jeff: hey
Patrick: yo
Jeff: im loco with the automatic
Jeff: bangels are so good
Patrick: bagels are soooo goood
Patrick: now make a fat joke
Patrick: do it
Jeff: na im good
Jeff: i lost so much weifth latly
Patrick: what?
Jeff: i watched some new bam video yesterday
Jeff: it was pretty fucking funny
Patrick: weight?
Patrick: so i cant have those pants anymore?
Jeff: he went to the artic cycle to bring back the real santa
Jeff: na you can
Jeff: i must have shrunk them or something there MEGA tight
Jeff: i dont think you will fit in them
Patrick: fuck
Patrick: chris would probably
Patrick: he rocks tight shit
Jeff: i dont know
Jeff: this is RAALLY tight
Jeff: bams wife is kinda hot
Jeff: you ever see that broad
11:25 AM
Patrick: yeah
Jeff: she has a odd face but looks lkike a nice body
Patrick: dudes got $$ and marbles in his mouth though
Jeff: AHAHAHAHA
Jeff: tru
Jeff: his friends are such dirt bags its great to watch
Patrick: yeah
Patrick: he is a douche
Jeff: real west chester dirt
Jeff: i wonder if he is really like that or just does it when the cams are on
Patrick: cams for most of it
Jeff: yeah
Patrick: but i mean, i do fucked up shit with no cams
Jeff: yeah i used to be like that
Patrick: i went to go put a match on one of the kids from ohios forehead, and got his hair instead....
Jeff: the best shit happened when the cam was off
Patrick: and then i slapped his head toput it out
Patrick: and he didnt wake up
Jeff: ahahahha
Jeff: were the ohio kids cool?
Patrick: yea dude
Patrick: im going there in a couple weeks
Jeff: oh word
Jeff: how old where they
Patrick: 19, 22 and 23
Jeff: word they go to school or soemthing
Patrick: 19 goes to kent state, 22 works at a meat packing plant as an inspector, 23 is on welfare, hahahah he bought shit at the bodega with his food stamps
Jeff: WHAT
Jeff: ahahahaha wow
Jeff: just wow
Patrick: hahaha yea
Jeff: they decent at riding
11:30 AM
Patrick: well, he is a bartender, but doesnt claim his tips
Patrick: i dunno, 22 and 23 skate
Patrick: 19 i think is decent?
Jeff: ahahah
Jeff: ohio must suck
Patrick: when i go there im gunna ride the indoor parks witht hem
Jeff: nice
Patrick: haha yeah
Patrick: sucks and awesome at the same time i guess
Jeff: did they like the city
Patrick: $500 for a 1 bedroom apt.
Patrick: yea
Patrick: first time for all of them
Jeff: damn
Jeff: did they pull any talent home at night
Jeff: some nice NYC pussy
Jeff: meat inspecter must suck as well
Patrick: haha
Patrick: we broguht some girls from md home
Patrick: sketchy situation
Jeff: ahaha why?
Patrick: noting ended up happening
Jeff: word
Patrick: loong story
Jeff: aahahahha
Patrick: ok
Patrick: so we met them thursday night? white walking around times square telling(screaming) go fuck youself to everyone(i get looooose drunk...)
Patrick: for some reason, i guess we impressed them? they gave us there #'s
Jeff: AHGAHGAHAHAHHA
Patrick: 1 cute, 2 fat, i was titing ont he cute the whole time
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick: so friday, we call them, and meet them at like 4
Jeff: in the am?
Patrick: pm
Jeff: oh
Patrick: and immediatly, we realized, these bitches suck. and the cute one has fucked up eyebrows.
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11:35 AM
Patrick: so we go to get ont he train to union sqr witht hem, and they had to buy metro cards, so we just ditched them
Jeff: oh man gotta watch out for the beer googles
Jeff: BBBBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jeff: thats fucking aces
Patrick: so 3 hours and some cheap vodka later, we answer one of there many calls
Patrick: and meet them again.
Jeff: AHAHAHHA
Patrick: walk around, get $1 pizza, they start to suck again, so we ditch them again
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: we wander more, ignor calls. finally at like 9 i pick up. they got drinking tickets cause they were retarded drinking open sparks on st. marks
Patrick: we go to there hotel, one of there moms is staying witht hem too
Patrick: so me and jeff talk our way upstairs to piss
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Patrick: and pissed, and left the empty vodka bottle there, haha
Patrick: then they came to harlem?
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: and we talked shit to them the whole time.
Patrick: then they left at like 3am to meet up with some dude from brand new in brooklyn.
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: i walk them to the train wearing a tshirt
Patrick: get there, no credit cards in the machine, go to atm.
Patrick: get back in time to see a train pull away, ahaha
Patrick: give the cute one a hug and left
Jeff: intresting
Jeff: why where they with there mom
Patrick: there are details left out.
Jeff: thats weird
Patrick: i dont know
Jeff: weird
Jeff: so there groupie hoes?
Patrick: haha i dunno
11:40 AM
Patrick: me and one kid were totally trying to take the cute one on a vacation to paris...
Jeff: ahahahaha
Jeff: why were they anoying
Patrick: they were ust fucking stupid
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick: once the cheap vodka made me not able to hear things, it was fine
Jeff: yeah....
Patrick: i just made fun of the cute one the whole time for fdressing like such a hipster fag
Patrick: not drinking for a few weeks
Jeff: ahaha why
Jeff: im gonna start
Jeff: in a few weeks
Patrick: are you?
Jeff: no
Patrick: haha
Jeff: gotcha
Patrick: yea you did
Patrick: i need a break
Jeff: yeah
Patrick: like the 3 nights those kids were here was a shit show
Jeff: i can bet
Patrick: yeahhh
Patrick: you are on my "never dial drunk at 5am list" dont worry
Jeff: thaks
Patrick: chris isnt
Patrick: steve crandal isnt.
Jeff: yeah he told me
Jeff: AHAHAHHAHA
Patrick: i spoke to steve crandall the next day!
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick: he left me a message at 9:30 am saying "wake up drunky"
Patrick: so i called himt hat after noon
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick: chris called me drunk saturday night to make up for it
11:45 AM
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: it was probably the most rediculos 3 nights in a row ive ever had
Patrick: im spelling like you now
Jeff: ahahaha
12:35 PM
Jeff: sarah likes the cards allot
Patrick: theyre dope
Patrick: trendy as fuck and nice
Patrick: the good kind of trendy
Jeff: ahahaha
Jeff: i wana do a new shirt
Patrick: lets get the first one out first, haha
Jeff: ill polly on some ideas this week and hit you with some shit when i have it
Patrick: im down for whatever
Jeff: tru
Jeff: if these shirts sell well lets set up a small site... we could actually put a bunch of designs up and if people buy them we can figure out getting them printed and shit
Jeff: we can fake the funk for now
Patrick: word, but it would suck to only sell 1 or 2 or certian ones and just lose money
Jeff: yeah thats why we see if anyone buys them first
Jeff: like have the designs up but only print them if someone buys them
12:40 PM
Patrick: my nose i full of dried up blood ?
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: what
Patrick: yeah
Jeff: this is how are bizz meetings go
Patrick: haha
Patrick: i made one of the ohios punch me in the face the other night cause i kept dialing my ex
Jeff: there is like 4 mins of real talk then 50 mins of nonesense where the best ideas come from
Patrick: then i slept face down on the hardwood alot
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: so maybe thats it?
Jeff: id say so
Patrick: oh well
Jeff: can you make me a promise
Jeff: you wont sell or give terra anything from panda ice cream?
Patrick: hahahahahhaha
Jeff: well?
Patrick: he rocks fuck bmx stickers on his bike
Jeff: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jeff: hmmm ill have to think about this then
12:45 PM
Jeff: well then i say we can never sponsor him
Patrick: haha
Patrick: for sure
Patrick: we'll charge him double
Jeff: he is a infereor to all of us
Jeff: and i dont associate with fucking gay ass trolls
Patrick: hahahaha
Jeff: discipline makes things esier organize your life
12:50 PM
Patrick: man, i need to put my bedroom back together
Patrick: we had WWF in there the otheer day
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA dude what?
Jeff: wrestling?
Patrick: haha yeah
Jeff: what are you fucking 9
Patrick: hahahaha
Jeff: thats kinda homo too dude
Jeff: all things are pointing to you being a homo
Patrick: haha yea, it was.
Jeff: right
Patrick: you would have been siked if you were there
Jeff: doubt it
Patrick: it was like 7am? all i know is i ended up asleep ont he floor infront of my bedroom door
Jeff: ahahaha
12:55 PM
Patrick: and the curtian covering my closet got ripped down
Patrick: ohh, i sent the ohio kids home with a box of those cubans
Jeff: ahahahah intresting
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: did you tell them where you got them from
Patrick: and a ton of random shit to give people
Patrick: haha yeah
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: i gave them a lil thing my ex made me, and pictures of her and i fromt he bronx zoo, haha
Patrick: incense
Patrick: dvds
Patrick: *****up stickers
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jeff: some parting gifts
Patrick: haha yea
Patrick: what else.....
Jeff: i need new *****-up stickers
Patrick: a broken watch
Jeff: ahahahah
Jeff: where they like.. why are you giving us this?
Patrick: haha naaa, the bmxforum i know them from did a secret santa, and the kid jeff needed a gift to send his
Patrick: we were gunna buy him a crackpipe, but never got around to it
Jeff: ahahah
Jeff: where do you buy crack pipes from?
Jeff: i thought crack heads made them
Patrick: stmarks
Patrick: haha, when we were down there, and the guy asked if we needed help, i said very loudly "yeah, how much are the crack pipes" with a cop parked across the st
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: dude was not siked
Jeff: crackpipes or weed pipes?
Patrick: clear glass crack pipes
Patrick: i know the difference jeff.
Jeff: ahahahah intresting i never knew that
Jeff: good to know tho i guess
Patrick: hahaha
1:00 PM
Patrick: you need to know what they look like for the panda smoking crack
Jeff: yeah or if i ever need to buy one
Patrick: yeah
Patrick: lunch, brb
Jeff: homo
1:40 PM
Patrick: fuck you
Jeff: ?
Patrick: yea
Patrick: dick
Jeff: yeah i thought so
1:45 PM
Patrick: yea
Jeff: if i worked in the same office as you i would move your desk and chair 1 inch everyday till you sat i the stairwell
Patrick: i would just save you the trouble by pushing you down the stairs, leaving you unable to walk up stairs to move y desk.
Jeff: how would you do that.. you wouldnt notive me moving you
Patrick: i would just do it because you are a douche bag
Jeff: HAHAHAH
Jeff: wow orignal pat
Patrick: haha
Jeff: you fat
Patrick: wow, now that right there, that was something new and special jeff.
Patrick: you goooooooos
Patrick: fuck
Jeff: ahahahah what
Patrick: it sucks when i go to make fun of you and kill it by spelling something wrong
1:50 PM
Jeff: AHAHAHAH
Jeff: i can only pull that off
Patrick: haha yea
Patrick: cause you cant spell to start
Jeff: EXACTLY
1:55 PM
Patrick: theyre always pointless fights, cause im always right
2:00 PM
Jeff: no
2:15 PM
Jeff: billy joel time
3:00 PM
Jeff: SOOOO
Patrick: get up kids time
Jeff: the high risk modertly aggressive growth portfolio is for me
Jeff: http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/01/05/velshi.investorquiz/index.html
Patrick: yea
Patrick: my 401k is like that, but the average return is 10-15%
Jeff: i dont have a 401k
Patrick: so like, it might have lost bad this year, but on average, over the long term, it gains
Patrick: yea, but thats the same shit
Patrick: all a 401k is is an investment portfolio
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: i always chose not to have one at the places i worked
Patrick: why not?
Jeff: i need money now
Patrick: i only put in like $20 a week, and my boss matches 3% of my salary
Patrick: so i only put in a few g's a year right now
Jeff: better than nothing
Patrick: exactly
Jeff: i need to invest in my future
Jeff: causeeeeee im gonna die soon
Patrick: i cant touch my 401k till im like 60
Patrick: so even if its a few gs a year, thats like 120 + whatever interest is made
Jeff: yeah you gonna be on easy street
Jeff: can you throw me my funeral?
Patrick: haha
Patrick: by then you'll commute by helicopter fromt he hamptons
3:05 PM
Jeff: WHAT
Jeff: dude im going to die young
Jeff: in a blaze of glory
Patrick: before you die you have to commute by helicopter
Jeff: AHHAHAHAHA
Jeff: im gonna commute by boat
Jeff: ill make my own water ways
Patrick: jet ski
Patrick: or 100 ft yacht
Jeff: you know you made it when you can flood parck ave to take a boat to work
Patrick: haha
Jeff: i havnt seen jay-z or trump do that shit
Jeff: im gonna be the first
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: i watched some gnarly extreme logger show this weekned
Jeff: logging in swamps and shit it was awsome
Jeff: she hides like a child but is always a women to me
Jeff: she steels like a theif but is always a women to me
Patrick: haha wat?
Patrick: u wak son
Jeff: billy joel OG li boy
Jeff: so
Jeff: i offer you
Jeff: a
3:10 PM
Jeff: A
Jeff: HOT
Jeff: BOWL
Jeff: OF
Jeff: FUCK
Jeff: YOU
Jeff: SOUP
Patrick: i just had chicken noodle, thanks for offering though
Jeff: Patrick
Jeff: consider this a offical notice
Jeff: I hate you sincerly
Patrick: haha
Patrick: well, they removed the hold on my order and are going to process the uv
Jeff: i waste so much of my day talking to you
Jeff: oh NICE DUDE
Jeff: thats quick sun
Patrick: but 10% of it is strictly business
Jeff: WHAT?
Jeff: whats bizz?
Jeff: are talks
Patrick: pandas and shit
Jeff: coffee talk hour with fat pat and hadsom jeff
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jeff: thats fucking right... im handsome
Patrick: haha
Jeff: i bet if we get big enough we can buy a real panda
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: or a whole set of real pandas
Jeff: they can come on tour with us
Patrick: one rule. no anything and cross bones shirta
Patrick: fuck that
Jeff: no cross bones?
Patrick: no
Patrick: shits lame
Jeff: do you think i would ever design that
Patrick: well, judging by how much of a douche bag you are...
Patrick: yes
Jeff: BBBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Jeff: thats a 10 pt. insult
Jeff: well done
3:15 PM
Jeff: we should get panda tatoos
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: really bring it all the way
Patrick: you still need to get a through being cool tattoo, and a sleeve. you slackin
Jeff: yeah sarah gave me money for my sleve for xmass
Jeff: well a start of a sleve
Jeff: if i knew what i wanted to do i would go and start it but im still not sure
Patrick: she should have given you a day off to go gt it.
Jeff: i wana cover my body in tatoos actually
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: well my sleves hands neck and chest and legs
Jeff: not my ass or back i dont want a suit
Patrick: you should get a full length portrait of yourself down over your whole body
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
Jeff: you know what i would get is a cartoon verson of you all fat
Jeff: the right way that would be awsome
Patrick: hahahahhahahahaha\
Jeff: like you at 45 bold fat
Jeff: shirt stained and wrinkled
Jeff: pants barley on
Jeff: that would be a sick tatoo
Jeff: i dont know how i would explain that to people but would be ill
Patrick: you might as well get me at 15 fat then.
Jeff: ahahahahahahhahahaha
Patrick: except sloppy grimey hair instead of bald
Jeff: yeah you is dirty
Jeff: speaking of dirty i cant remeber the last time i washed my hair
Jeff: my hair looks really good tho
Patrick: hahahaha
Jeff: really nice and shinny
Patrick: before i showered the other day, i smelt like cheap vodka and white castle
3:20 PM
Jeff: thats the best kinda smell we should bottle that and sell it as FATURNITY
Jeff: a fragrence by panda ice cream
Patrick: hahahahahha
Jeff: i should enroll in coll-edge and start a faternity
Patrick: you would probably drop out and break edge
Jeff: ahahah na
Jeff: back in the day yeah... now no
Jeff: now i would just get mad aat all the people and go to sleep at 11
Jeff: just when the party starts
Patrick: haha yeah
Patrick: well, new years weekend the party started between 12 and 4pm
Jeff: sarah turned 26
Patrick: dammn
Patrick: old bitch
Jeff: me and her is getting old
Patrick: yea
3:35 PM
Jeff: snow tomrrow
3:40 PM
Patrick: yea, but turn to rainers
Jeff: shut up
Patrick:
Jeff: yeah you cry now
Jeff: use a baby
Jeff: im tired
Jeff: for dinner do i have:
Jeff: soup
Jeff: soup + hamberger
Jeff: soup + chiken nuggets
Jeff: tacos
Jeff: ?
Patrick: hahahha
Patrick: i think you should have alphabet soup and learn how to fucking spell
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH oh boy.... WELL played patrick well played
Jeff: ahahahaha
3:45 PM
Patrick: haha
Patrick: did i tell you that i put 9 white castles in the mail yesterday?
3:50 PM
Jeff has gone offline.
3:55 PM
Jeff is now online.
Jeff: where did you mail them too
Patrick: colorado
Jeff: ahahahaha intresting... and to who?
Patrick: some kid who's friends with the ohio kids
Jeff: ahahaha
Jeff: wow
Patrick: he;s vegetarian
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: he said hed eat atleast 1
Jeff: so hes a real vegitraian then
Patrick: they had been sitting out for 4 days before i mailed them.
Patrick: no, he said he would keep a drunken promise though
Jeff: wow
Patrick: i sprayed the box with air freshener, and wraped it in 2 layers of packing tape
4:00 PM
Patrick: it was so bad, i wanted to throw up while packing them
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: no joke
Jeff: watched benjermin buttoon
Jeff: good movie
Patrick: word
Patrick: i watched little miss sunshine
Jeff: hate that movie
Jeff: i watched a little yesterday as well
Patrick: word
1/5/09, 9:32 AM
Patrick: word
Patrick: should whe front be uv too?
Jeff: no
Jeff: matte everything
Patrick: ight
Jeff: did you order the shirts yet?
Patrick: yea, should have em this week
Jeff: oh nice
9:35 AM
Patrick: yea i dont kid around
Jeff: allot of poeple say they want one so far?
Patrick: yea
Patrick: should be easy to get rid of them
Jeff: nice
9:45 AM
Patrick: do i check the "glossy u/v" box and then email them the file
Jeff: no
Patrick: k
Jeff: how many you getting
Patrick: 1000
Jeff: ahaha niceeee
Jeff: you gonna make it rain pandas
9:50 AM
Patrick: haha yea
Patrick: i was making it rain my cards th other night
Jeff: again?
Patrick: no not again
Patrick: i am hoping to get some emails
Patrick: just people being mad at me, or sending me photos
Jeff: ahahahah
9:55 AM
Patrick: ordered
Jeff: sick sun
Jeff: you email the file and put the order on hold
Patrick: yep
Jeff: wicked
Patrick: will they confirm when it all goes thru?
Patrick: do i ave to unhold it or anyting?
Jeff: not sure
Jeff: should just go through
Jeff: you can email back and ask in a day or so
Patrick: word
10:00 AM
Jeff: WHY YOU IN MY FACE AND YOU KNOW IT WE AINT COOL..... GET THE HELL OUT MY FACE BEFORE I CATCH A CASE
Jeff: MOTHER fucker why you all in my face
Jeff: im gonna take you out and i aint talkin lunch
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jeff: dirty dirty south hiphop puts it down
Patrick: hah
Jeff: wana move to memthis tennissseee
Patrick: where/
Jeff: mempho tennn
Patrick: where?
Jeff: dude
Patrick: haha
Jeff: memphises tennese
Jeff: FUCK YOU
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: can i tell you a secret
Jeff: at night sometimes i pray that you die
Patrick: haha
Patrick: wow
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: its kinda creepy that you think of me at night
Jeff: ahahha
Jeff: you know man i really think your a dick
Patrick: haha
Patrick: dont worry, everyone in ny hates me
Jeff: cause you take a good joke and turn it into your own better joke
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: i never have the upper hand
Patrick: thats cause yu...
Patrick: you just suck.
Patrick: theres no funny way to put it
Patrick: you just arent good.
Jeff: just got a SICK idea dude
Jeff: you know how im getting the *****-up chain
Jeff: the big *****-up logo
Patrick: HAHAHA
Patrick: what?
Jeff: iced out
Jeff: DUDE
10:05 AM
Patrick: hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Jeff: lets get POANDAS
Jeff: PANDAS
Jeff: im not even kidding
Patrick: i aint got $$'s for that shit
Patrick: unless its like tin foil and fake
Jeff: dude we can get fake-diomons
Jeff: we get fake ones for know and replace them when we have made it
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: you wana?
Patrick: shits gunna be pricey even fake
Jeff: id say maybe 1-200
Patrick: haha
Jeff: you know the ass you would get with a icy panda hanging down to your balls
Patrick: it's kinda a waste though
Jeff: no
Patrick: i'd never rock it
Jeff: WHAT
Jeff: id rock it everyday
Patrick: yea
Jeff: that would be hella tight
Patrick: with you're loose tie and wack as sweater vest
Jeff: exactly
Jeff: you ever see anyone rock shit that fresh NO
Jeff: you should have a team like sponer people... but not for anything other then being ill
Jeff: fuck you im getting a iccy panda
Patrick: haha
Jeff: im gonna start playing the lottey to support the icy panda and *****-up foundation
Jeff: once i win we can go to jacob and get the real thing
Patrick: well, taj mehelic needs a shoe sponsor, so maybe we can buy him 2 pairs of shoes a year for rocking out shit
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jeff: im down dude
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: lets buy plain white addidas and paint pandas on them
Patrick: "we'll give you $200 a year for shoes."
Patrick: fuck adidas
Jeff: get him a fake chain and say your riding for panda iccream
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: well we need something plain white
10:10 AM
Jeff: that you can draw on
Patrick: i need to get his phone number.
Jeff: and i do mean you so it looks hella bad
Patrick: haahahaha
Jeff: if hes down ill go halfs on new shoes with you
Patrick: i'll just hire a 5 year old or something
Patrick: hahaha sick
Jeff: ahahahahahah
Jeff: oh man this the best worst idea EVER
Jeff: lets just make panda ice cream a bmx company
Jeff: we can just make a mocery of everything... all the money we get we can just use to throw crazy lavish partys
Jeff: litterly blow all the money on partys
Patrick: hahahha
Jeff: first thing i wana do is hire lil whyte to play a party with 3 six mafia
Patrick: haha
Patrick: and STD
Jeff: &YYES
Patrick: but they cant play anything past stay what you are
Jeff: oh man that would be so sick
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jeff: we should cut a video too
Jeff: and have all the music STD GUK 6 six mafia and wu tang
Patrick: haha
Jeff: if you can shoot some video we can cut a trailer in a weeknd
Patrick: http://taj.transworld.net/2009/01/02/police-swat-teams-fire-fights-and-new-shoes
Patrick: i am leaving a comment there for taj
Jeff: second thought
Jeff: thats not a bad idea doing a video
Patrick: you been saying that for a while
Patrick: you just never come out
Patrick: you buyst
Jeff: WHAT
Patrick: busy
10:15 AM
Patrick: you always busy
Jeff: well we need to make time
Patrick: you need tos on
Jeff: ?
Patrick: i dont know
Patrick: im getting sick again
Patrick: shits gully
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: panda ice cream stickers?
Jeff: id deffntly do a video or a trailer to start.... do you know kats that are good enough?
Jeff: i wana do some ill shit no wak shit like we did back in the day
Patrick: haha
10:30 AM
Jeff: i tote a 9 with a choper on the back seat
10:35 AM
Patrick: what?
Jeff: right-on
11:20 AM
Jeff: hey
Patrick: yo
Jeff: im loco with the automatic
Jeff: bangels are so good
Patrick: bagels are soooo goood
Patrick: now make a fat joke
Patrick: do it
Jeff: na im good
Jeff: i lost so much weifth latly
Patrick: what?
Jeff: i watched some new bam video yesterday
Jeff: it was pretty fucking funny
Patrick: weight?
Patrick: so i cant have those pants anymore?
Jeff: he went to the artic cycle to bring back the real santa
Jeff: na you can
Jeff: i must have shrunk them or something there MEGA tight
Jeff: i dont think you will fit in them
Patrick: fuck
Patrick: chris would probably
Patrick: he rocks tight shit
Jeff: i dont know
Jeff: this is RAALLY tight
Jeff: bams wife is kinda hot
Jeff: you ever see that broad
11:25 AM
Patrick: yeah
Jeff: she has a odd face but looks lkike a nice body
Patrick: dudes got $$ and marbles in his mouth though
Jeff: AHAHAHAHA
Jeff: tru
Jeff: his friends are such dirt bags its great to watch
Patrick: yeah
Patrick: he is a douche
Jeff: real west chester dirt
Jeff: i wonder if he is really like that or just does it when the cams are on
Patrick: cams for most of it
Jeff: yeah
Patrick: but i mean, i do fucked up shit with no cams
Jeff: yeah i used to be like that
Patrick: i went to go put a match on one of the kids from ohios forehead, and got his hair instead....
Jeff: the best shit happened when the cam was off
Patrick: and then i slapped his head toput it out
Patrick: and he didnt wake up
Jeff: ahahahha
Jeff: were the ohio kids cool?
Patrick: yea dude
Patrick: im going there in a couple weeks
Jeff: oh word
Jeff: how old where they
Patrick: 19, 22 and 23
Jeff: word they go to school or soemthing
Patrick: 19 goes to kent state, 22 works at a meat packing plant as an inspector, 23 is on welfare, hahahah he bought shit at the bodega with his food stamps
Jeff: WHAT
Jeff: ahahahaha wow
Jeff: just wow
Patrick: hahaha yea
Jeff: they decent at riding
11:30 AM
Patrick: well, he is a bartender, but doesnt claim his tips
Patrick: i dunno, 22 and 23 skate
Patrick: 19 i think is decent?
Jeff: ahahah
Jeff: ohio must suck
Patrick: when i go there im gunna ride the indoor parks witht hem
Jeff: nice
Patrick: haha yeah
Patrick: sucks and awesome at the same time i guess
Jeff: did they like the city
Patrick: $500 for a 1 bedroom apt.
Patrick: yea
Patrick: first time for all of them
Jeff: damn
Jeff: did they pull any talent home at night
Jeff: some nice NYC pussy
Jeff: meat inspecter must suck as well
Patrick: haha
Patrick: we broguht some girls from md home
Patrick: sketchy situation
Jeff: ahaha why?
Patrick: noting ended up happening
Jeff: word
Patrick: loong story
Jeff: aahahahha
Patrick: ok
Patrick: so we met them thursday night? white walking around times square telling(screaming) go fuck youself to everyone(i get looooose drunk...)
Patrick: for some reason, i guess we impressed them? they gave us there #'s
Jeff: AHGAHGAHAHAHHA
Patrick: 1 cute, 2 fat, i was titing ont he cute the whole time
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick: so friday, we call them, and meet them at like 4
Jeff: in the am?
Patrick: pm
Jeff: oh
Patrick: and immediatly, we realized, these bitches suck. and the cute one has fucked up eyebrows.
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11:35 AM
Patrick: so we go to get ont he train to union sqr witht hem, and they had to buy metro cards, so we just ditched them
Jeff: oh man gotta watch out for the beer googles
Jeff: BBBBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jeff: thats fucking aces
Patrick: so 3 hours and some cheap vodka later, we answer one of there many calls
Patrick: and meet them again.
Jeff: AHAHAHHA
Patrick: walk around, get $1 pizza, they start to suck again, so we ditch them again
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: we wander more, ignor calls. finally at like 9 i pick up. they got drinking tickets cause they were retarded drinking open sparks on st. marks
Patrick: we go to there hotel, one of there moms is staying witht hem too
Patrick: so me and jeff talk our way upstairs to piss
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Patrick: and pissed, and left the empty vodka bottle there, haha
Patrick: then they came to harlem?
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: and we talked shit to them the whole time.
Patrick: then they left at like 3am to meet up with some dude from brand new in brooklyn.
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: i walk them to the train wearing a tshirt
Patrick: get there, no credit cards in the machine, go to atm.
Patrick: get back in time to see a train pull away, ahaha
Patrick: give the cute one a hug and left
Jeff: intresting
Jeff: why where they with there mom
Patrick: there are details left out.
Jeff: thats weird
Patrick: i dont know
Jeff: weird
Jeff: so there groupie hoes?
Patrick: haha i dunno
11:40 AM
Patrick: me and one kid were totally trying to take the cute one on a vacation to paris...
Jeff: ahahahaha
Jeff: why were they anoying
Patrick: they were ust fucking stupid
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick: once the cheap vodka made me not able to hear things, it was fine
Jeff: yeah....
Patrick: i just made fun of the cute one the whole time for fdressing like such a hipster fag
Patrick: not drinking for a few weeks
Jeff: ahaha why
Jeff: im gonna start
Jeff: in a few weeks
Patrick: are you?
Jeff: no
Patrick: haha
Jeff: gotcha
Patrick: yea you did
Patrick: i need a break
Jeff: yeah
Patrick: like the 3 nights those kids were here was a shit show
Jeff: i can bet
Patrick: yeahhh
Patrick: you are on my "never dial drunk at 5am list" dont worry
Jeff: thaks
Patrick: chris isnt
Patrick: steve crandal isnt.
Jeff: yeah he told me
Jeff: AHAHAHHAHA
Patrick: i spoke to steve crandall the next day!
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick: he left me a message at 9:30 am saying "wake up drunky"
Patrick: so i called himt hat after noon
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick: chris called me drunk saturday night to make up for it
11:45 AM
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: it was probably the most rediculos 3 nights in a row ive ever had
Patrick: im spelling like you now
Jeff: ahahaha
12:35 PM
Jeff: sarah likes the cards allot
Patrick: theyre dope
Patrick: trendy as fuck and nice
Patrick: the good kind of trendy
Jeff: ahahaha
Jeff: i wana do a new shirt
Patrick: lets get the first one out first, haha
Jeff: ill polly on some ideas this week and hit you with some shit when i have it
Patrick: im down for whatever
Jeff: tru
Jeff: if these shirts sell well lets set up a small site... we could actually put a bunch of designs up and if people buy them we can figure out getting them printed and shit
Jeff: we can fake the funk for now
Patrick: word, but it would suck to only sell 1 or 2 or certian ones and just lose money
Jeff: yeah thats why we see if anyone buys them first
Jeff: like have the designs up but only print them if someone buys them
12:40 PM
Patrick: my nose i full of dried up blood ?
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: what
Patrick: yeah
Jeff: this is how are bizz meetings go
Patrick: haha
Patrick: i made one of the ohios punch me in the face the other night cause i kept dialing my ex
Jeff: there is like 4 mins of real talk then 50 mins of nonesense where the best ideas come from
Patrick: then i slept face down on the hardwood alot
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: so maybe thats it?
Jeff: id say so
Patrick: oh well
Jeff: can you make me a promise
Jeff: you wont sell or give terra anything from panda ice cream?
Patrick: hahahahahhaha
Jeff: well?
Patrick: he rocks fuck bmx stickers on his bike
Jeff: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jeff: hmmm ill have to think about this then
12:45 PM
Jeff: well then i say we can never sponsor him
Patrick: haha
Patrick: for sure
Patrick: we'll charge him double
Jeff: he is a infereor to all of us
Jeff: and i dont associate with fucking gay ass trolls
Patrick: hahahaha
Jeff: discipline makes things esier organize your life
12:50 PM
Patrick: man, i need to put my bedroom back together
Patrick: we had WWF in there the otheer day
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA dude what?
Jeff: wrestling?
Patrick: haha yeah
Jeff: what are you fucking 9
Patrick: hahahaha
Jeff: thats kinda homo too dude
Jeff: all things are pointing to you being a homo
Patrick: haha yea, it was.
Jeff: right
Patrick: you would have been siked if you were there
Jeff: doubt it
Patrick: it was like 7am? all i know is i ended up asleep ont he floor infront of my bedroom door
Jeff: ahahaha
12:55 PM
Patrick: and the curtian covering my closet got ripped down
Patrick: ohh, i sent the ohio kids home with a box of those cubans
Jeff: ahahahah intresting
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: did you tell them where you got them from
Patrick: and a ton of random shit to give people
Patrick: haha yeah
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: i gave them a lil thing my ex made me, and pictures of her and i fromt he bronx zoo, haha
Patrick: incense
Patrick: dvds
Patrick: *****up stickers
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Jeff: some parting gifts
Patrick: haha yea
Patrick: what else.....
Jeff: i need new *****-up stickers
Patrick: a broken watch
Jeff: ahahahah
Jeff: where they like.. why are you giving us this?
Patrick: haha naaa, the bmxforum i know them from did a secret santa, and the kid jeff needed a gift to send his
Patrick: we were gunna buy him a crackpipe, but never got around to it
Jeff: ahahah
Jeff: where do you buy crack pipes from?
Jeff: i thought crack heads made them
Patrick: stmarks
Patrick: haha, when we were down there, and the guy asked if we needed help, i said very loudly "yeah, how much are the crack pipes" with a cop parked across the st
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: dude was not siked
Jeff: crackpipes or weed pipes?
Patrick: clear glass crack pipes
Patrick: i know the difference jeff.
Jeff: ahahahah intresting i never knew that
Jeff: good to know tho i guess
Patrick: hahaha
1:00 PM
Patrick: you need to know what they look like for the panda smoking crack
Jeff: yeah or if i ever need to buy one
Patrick: yeah
Patrick: lunch, brb
Jeff: homo
1:40 PM
Patrick: fuck you
Jeff: ?
Patrick: yea
Patrick: dick
Jeff: yeah i thought so
1:45 PM
Patrick: yea
Jeff: if i worked in the same office as you i would move your desk and chair 1 inch everyday till you sat i the stairwell
Patrick: i would just save you the trouble by pushing you down the stairs, leaving you unable to walk up stairs to move y desk.
Jeff: how would you do that.. you wouldnt notive me moving you
Patrick: i would just do it because you are a douche bag
Jeff: HAHAHAH
Jeff: wow orignal pat
Patrick: haha
Jeff: you fat
Patrick: wow, now that right there, that was something new and special jeff.
Patrick: you goooooooos
Patrick: fuck
Jeff: ahahahah what
Patrick: it sucks when i go to make fun of you and kill it by spelling something wrong
1:50 PM
Jeff: AHAHAHAH
Jeff: i can only pull that off
Patrick: haha yea
Patrick: cause you cant spell to start
Jeff: EXACTLY
1:55 PM
Patrick: theyre always pointless fights, cause im always right
2:00 PM
Jeff: no
2:15 PM
Jeff: billy joel time
3:00 PM
Jeff: SOOOO
Patrick: get up kids time
Jeff: the high risk modertly aggressive growth portfolio is for me
Jeff: http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/01/05/velshi.investorquiz/index.html
Patrick: yea
Patrick: my 401k is like that, but the average return is 10-15%
Jeff: i dont have a 401k
Patrick: so like, it might have lost bad this year, but on average, over the long term, it gains
Patrick: yea, but thats the same shit
Patrick: all a 401k is is an investment portfolio
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: i always chose not to have one at the places i worked
Patrick: why not?
Jeff: i need money now
Patrick: i only put in like $20 a week, and my boss matches 3% of my salary
Patrick: so i only put in a few g's a year right now
Jeff: better than nothing
Patrick: exactly
Jeff: i need to invest in my future
Jeff: causeeeeee im gonna die soon
Patrick: i cant touch my 401k till im like 60
Patrick: so even if its a few gs a year, thats like 120 + whatever interest is made
Jeff: yeah you gonna be on easy street
Jeff: can you throw me my funeral?
Patrick: haha
Patrick: by then you'll commute by helicopter fromt he hamptons
3:05 PM
Jeff: WHAT
Jeff: dude im going to die young
Jeff: in a blaze of glory
Patrick: before you die you have to commute by helicopter
Jeff: AHHAHAHAHA
Jeff: im gonna commute by boat
Jeff: ill make my own water ways
Patrick: jet ski
Patrick: or 100 ft yacht
Jeff: you know you made it when you can flood parck ave to take a boat to work
Patrick: haha
Jeff: i havnt seen jay-z or trump do that shit
Jeff: im gonna be the first
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: i watched some gnarly extreme logger show this weekned
Jeff: logging in swamps and shit it was awsome
Jeff: she hides like a child but is always a women to me
Jeff: she steels like a theif but is always a women to me
Patrick: haha wat?
Patrick: u wak son
Jeff: billy joel OG li boy
Jeff: so
Jeff: i offer you
Jeff: a
3:10 PM
Jeff: A
Jeff: HOT
Jeff: BOWL
Jeff: OF
Jeff: FUCK
Jeff: YOU
Jeff: SOUP
Patrick: i just had chicken noodle, thanks for offering though
Jeff: Patrick
Jeff: consider this a offical notice
Jeff: I hate you sincerly
Patrick: haha
Patrick: well, they removed the hold on my order and are going to process the uv
Jeff: i waste so much of my day talking to you
Jeff: oh NICE DUDE
Jeff: thats quick sun
Patrick: but 10% of it is strictly business
Jeff: WHAT?
Jeff: whats bizz?
Jeff: are talks
Patrick: pandas and shit
Jeff: coffee talk hour with fat pat and hadsom jeff
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Jeff: thats fucking right... im handsome
Patrick: haha
Jeff: i bet if we get big enough we can buy a real panda
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: or a whole set of real pandas
Jeff: they can come on tour with us
Patrick: one rule. no anything and cross bones shirta
Patrick: fuck that
Jeff: no cross bones?
Patrick: no
Patrick: shits lame
Jeff: do you think i would ever design that
Patrick: well, judging by how much of a douche bag you are...
Patrick: yes
Jeff: BBBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Jeff: thats a 10 pt. insult
Jeff: well done
3:15 PM
Jeff: we should get panda tatoos
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: really bring it all the way
Patrick: you still need to get a through being cool tattoo, and a sleeve. you slackin
Jeff: yeah sarah gave me money for my sleve for xmass
Jeff: well a start of a sleve
Jeff: if i knew what i wanted to do i would go and start it but im still not sure
Patrick: she should have given you a day off to go gt it.
Jeff: i wana cover my body in tatoos actually
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: well my sleves hands neck and chest and legs
Jeff: not my ass or back i dont want a suit
Patrick: you should get a full length portrait of yourself down over your whole body
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
Jeff: you know what i would get is a cartoon verson of you all fat
Jeff: the right way that would be awsome
Patrick: hahahahhahahahaha\
Jeff: like you at 45 bold fat
Jeff: shirt stained and wrinkled
Jeff: pants barley on
Jeff: that would be a sick tatoo
Jeff: i dont know how i would explain that to people but would be ill
Patrick: you might as well get me at 15 fat then.
Jeff: ahahahahahahhahahaha
Patrick: except sloppy grimey hair instead of bald
Jeff: yeah you is dirty
Jeff: speaking of dirty i cant remeber the last time i washed my hair
Jeff: my hair looks really good tho
Patrick: hahahaha
Jeff: really nice and shinny
Patrick: before i showered the other day, i smelt like cheap vodka and white castle
3:20 PM
Jeff: thats the best kinda smell we should bottle that and sell it as FATURNITY
Jeff: a fragrence by panda ice cream
Patrick: hahahahahha
Jeff: i should enroll in coll-edge and start a faternity
Patrick: you would probably drop out and break edge
Jeff: ahahah na
Jeff: back in the day yeah... now no
Jeff: now i would just get mad aat all the people and go to sleep at 11
Jeff: just when the party starts
Patrick: haha yeah
Patrick: well, new years weekend the party started between 12 and 4pm
Jeff: sarah turned 26
Patrick: dammn
Patrick: old bitch
Jeff: me and her is getting old
Patrick: yea
3:35 PM
Jeff: snow tomrrow
3:40 PM
Patrick: yea, but turn to rainers
Jeff: shut up
Patrick:
Jeff: yeah you cry now
Jeff: use a baby
Jeff: im tired
Jeff: for dinner do i have:
Jeff: soup
Jeff: soup + hamberger
Jeff: soup + chiken nuggets
Jeff: tacos
Jeff: ?
Patrick: hahahha
Patrick: i think you should have alphabet soup and learn how to fucking spell
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAH oh boy.... WELL played patrick well played
Jeff: ahahahaha
3:45 PM
Patrick: haha
Patrick: did i tell you that i put 9 white castles in the mail yesterday?
3:50 PM
Jeff has gone offline.
3:55 PM
Jeff is now online.
Jeff: where did you mail them too
Patrick: colorado
Jeff: ahahahaha intresting... and to who?
Patrick: some kid who's friends with the ohio kids
Jeff: ahahaha
Jeff: wow
Patrick: he;s vegetarian
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: he said hed eat atleast 1
Jeff: so hes a real vegitraian then
Patrick: they had been sitting out for 4 days before i mailed them.
Patrick: no, he said he would keep a drunken promise though
Jeff: wow
Patrick: i sprayed the box with air freshener, and wraped it in 2 layers of packing tape
4:00 PM
Patrick: it was so bad, i wanted to throw up while packing them
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick: no joke
Jeff: watched benjermin buttoon
Jeff: good movie
Patrick: word
Patrick: i watched little miss sunshine
Jeff: hate that movie
Jeff: i watched a little yesterday as well
Patrick: word
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
December 31st, 2008
AIM IM with Jeff.
10:32 AM
Patrick: woo internet is back!
Jeff: NICE DUDE NICE
Jeff: GO BACK TO RE-TOUCHIBNG OW
Jeff: GUNIT in this bitch
Jeff: Panda-Unit
Jeff: thats our gang
Patrick: haha
Patrick: na, im gunna watch tv on hulu
Patrick: mad slow
Patrick: im the only one here
Jeff: ahaha i was just watchig grandtarino but i gotta jamm im gonna finish it at home on the big screen
Patrick: haha word
Jeff: SICK movie
Patrick: ill just catch some family guy
Jeff: i should go to the movies and see it but im lazy
10:35 AM
Jeff: i had the worst chines food last night
Patrick: did i tell you that i have 3 random kids from ohio in my living room?
Jeff: AHAHAHAhA
Patrick: i ha decent last night
Jeff: why
Patrick: one of them rides, and they decided yesterday afternoon they wanted to do new years in the city
Patrick: they got here at 7am
Jeff: ahahahahaha
Jeff: they going to go to the ball
Patrick: fuck no
Jeff: id advise them not to
Jeff: goooooooood
Patrick: we're going to billy burg
Jeff: fuck billy
Patrick: hot bitches son
Jeff: oh word?
Patrick: usually
Jeff: i got my own little supper model slut
Jeff: AHHAHAHA
Patrick: hahahah
Patrick: *emails sarah*
Jeff: ahahah
Jeff: super model curves and body with classy features
Jeff: i need some mother fucking coco
Jeff: you drinking with chris for lunch
Patrick: haha
Patrick: naaa
Patrick: gunna hold out
10:40 AM
Jeff: weak
Patrick: meh
Jeff: sissy
Jeff: sell our cloths fagboy
Jeff: make us money
Patrick: http://thecomeupbmx.net/
Patrick: having it posted on the front page here = bigtime
Patrick: it's on page 2 now but was uptop yesterday
10:45 AM
Jeff: NICE
Jeff: what is this girl doiong in this video
Jeff: i dont get it
Patrick: what video/
Jeff: second on the home page of the comeup
Patrick: oh i dunno, i dont watch 90% of the shit posted there
11:00 AM
Patrick: http://patsfat.blogspot.com/
Patrick: change the header to Jeff and Patricks Tea Party
Patrick: today all i am listening to is mercury rising and firestorm
11:05 AM
Patrick: snow machine is back on
Jeff: yeah
Patrick: should i watch dude wheres my car right now?
Jeff: dude
Jeff: take the passoerds and my email completly out
Jeff: thats so easy to guess
Patrick: haha alright
Patrick: especially for people who know how gay you are
Jeff: exactly
Jeff: your such a little homo cupcake sometimes
Patrick: yo, i wish i had a cupcake right now
Jeff: one with D in it
Patrick: one of the kids whose at my apartment right now has a gay cousin in brooklyn, so we might stop by a big gay party tonight
Patrick: you want a big d son
Jeff: ahahaha
Jeff: have fun all the gay dudes is gonna be on you
11:10 AM
Jeff: actually you have nothing to worry about
Patrick: and hot bitches who need straight dudes
Jeff: cause u is fat
Jeff: faghags
Patrick: haha
Patrick: sometimes you gotta take what you can get!
Jeff: i hate fag hags
Patrick: sarahs a fag hag
Jeff: na
Patrick: shes with you aint she
Jeff: she dosnt have any homo friends i wount let her
Jeff: ahahahahah
Jeff: good one homo
Patrick: haha
Jeff: cant wait to go home and finish watching grantorino
Patrick: STREET BY STREET BLOCK BY BLOOOCK
Jeff: taking it all back
Jeff: the youth imersed in poison
Patrick: we should do some roundups
Jeff: a panda firestorm to purify the pandas
Patrick: i'm totally putting on dude wheres my car
Jeff: pansa re-hab
Patrick: pandas coming out of a firestorm
Jeff: hahaahah
11:15 AM
Patrick: i cant wait to eat white castle after tonights rukus
Jeff: GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Patrick: fuck you man
Jeff: i need a armani suit
Patrick: i need an animal suit
Jeff: HAHAHAHA
Jeff: your are a animal... the bi-curius fat man from uptown
Patrick: haha
Patrick: bi curious with guys and girls, or girls and animals?
Jeff: ahahah either way its gay sun
11:20 AM
Jeff: im married to the game
Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Jeff: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Direct Instant Message session ended
Reconnecting to Jeff…
Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Jeff: ahaha
Jeff: u a homo
Direct Instant Message session ended
Reconnecting to Jeff…
Patrick: haha
Patrick: fuck you man, wheres my car?
Jeff: HAHAHA
11:25 AM
Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Direct Instant Message session ended
Reconnecting to Jeff…
Patrick: and then?
11:30 AM
Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Jeff: step 1 - stop IM ing me images
Jeff: step2 - loos weight
Direct Instant Message session ended
Reconnecting to Jeff…
Patrick: haha
Jeff: im going to start iming you porn if you dont stop
Patrick: haha
10:32 AM
Patrick: woo internet is back!
Jeff: NICE DUDE NICE
Jeff: GO BACK TO RE-TOUCHIBNG OW
Jeff: GUNIT in this bitch
Jeff: Panda-Unit
Jeff: thats our gang
Patrick: haha
Patrick: na, im gunna watch tv on hulu
Patrick: mad slow
Patrick: im the only one here
Jeff: ahaha i was just watchig grandtarino but i gotta jamm im gonna finish it at home on the big screen
Patrick: haha word
Jeff: SICK movie
Patrick: ill just catch some family guy
Jeff: i should go to the movies and see it but im lazy
10:35 AM
Jeff: i had the worst chines food last night
Patrick: did i tell you that i have 3 random kids from ohio in my living room?
Jeff: AHAHAHAhA
Patrick: i ha decent last night
Jeff: why
Patrick: one of them rides, and they decided yesterday afternoon they wanted to do new years in the city
Patrick: they got here at 7am
Jeff: ahahahahaha
Jeff: they going to go to the ball
Patrick: fuck no
Jeff: id advise them not to
Jeff: goooooooood
Patrick: we're going to billy burg
Jeff: fuck billy
Patrick: hot bitches son
Jeff: oh word?
Patrick: usually
Jeff: i got my own little supper model slut
Jeff: AHHAHAHA
Patrick: hahahah
Patrick: *emails sarah*
Jeff: ahahah
Jeff: super model curves and body with classy features
Jeff: i need some mother fucking coco
Jeff: you drinking with chris for lunch
Patrick: haha
Patrick: naaa
Patrick: gunna hold out
10:40 AM
Jeff: weak
Patrick: meh
Jeff: sissy
Jeff: sell our cloths fagboy
Jeff: make us money
Patrick: http://thecomeupbmx.net/
Patrick: having it posted on the front page here = bigtime
Patrick: it's on page 2 now but was uptop yesterday
10:45 AM
Jeff: NICE
Jeff: what is this girl doiong in this video
Jeff: i dont get it
Patrick: what video/
Jeff: second on the home page of the comeup
Patrick: oh i dunno, i dont watch 90% of the shit posted there
11:00 AM
Patrick: http://patsfat.blogspot.com/
Patrick: change the header to Jeff and Patricks Tea Party
Patrick: today all i am listening to is mercury rising and firestorm
11:05 AM
Patrick: snow machine is back on
Jeff: yeah
Patrick: should i watch dude wheres my car right now?
Jeff: dude
Jeff: take the passoerds and my email completly out
Jeff: thats so easy to guess
Patrick: haha alright
Patrick: especially for people who know how gay you are
Jeff: exactly
Jeff: your such a little homo cupcake sometimes
Patrick: yo, i wish i had a cupcake right now
Jeff: one with D in it
Patrick: one of the kids whose at my apartment right now has a gay cousin in brooklyn, so we might stop by a big gay party tonight
Patrick: you want a big d son
Jeff: ahahaha
Jeff: have fun all the gay dudes is gonna be on you
11:10 AM
Jeff: actually you have nothing to worry about
Patrick: and hot bitches who need straight dudes
Jeff: cause u is fat
Jeff: faghags
Patrick: haha
Patrick: sometimes you gotta take what you can get!
Jeff: i hate fag hags
Patrick: sarahs a fag hag
Jeff: na
Patrick: shes with you aint she
Jeff: she dosnt have any homo friends i wount let her
Jeff: ahahahahah
Jeff: good one homo
Patrick: haha
Jeff: cant wait to go home and finish watching grantorino
Patrick: STREET BY STREET BLOCK BY BLOOOCK
Jeff: taking it all back
Jeff: the youth imersed in poison
Patrick: we should do some roundups
Jeff: a panda firestorm to purify the pandas
Patrick: i'm totally putting on dude wheres my car
Jeff: pansa re-hab
Patrick: pandas coming out of a firestorm
Jeff: hahaahah
11:15 AM
Patrick: i cant wait to eat white castle after tonights rukus
Jeff: GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Patrick: fuck you man
Jeff: i need a armani suit
Patrick: i need an animal suit
Jeff: HAHAHAHA
Jeff: your are a animal... the bi-curius fat man from uptown
Patrick: haha
Patrick: bi curious with guys and girls, or girls and animals?
Jeff: ahahah either way its gay sun
11:20 AM
Jeff: im married to the game
Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Jeff: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Direct Instant Message session ended
Reconnecting to Jeff…
Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Jeff: ahaha
Jeff: u a homo
Direct Instant Message session ended
Reconnecting to Jeff…
Patrick: haha
Patrick: fuck you man, wheres my car?
Jeff: HAHAHA
11:25 AM
Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Direct Instant Message session ended
Reconnecting to Jeff…
Patrick: and then?
11:30 AM
Patrick:
Direct Instant Message session started
Jeff: step 1 - stop IM ing me images
Jeff: step2 - loos weight
Direct Instant Message session ended
Reconnecting to Jeff…
Patrick: haha
Jeff: im going to start iming you porn if you dont stop
Patrick: haha
December 30th, 2008
AIM IM with Jeff.
12/30/08, 2:44 PM
Jeff: ankle is deff. sprainied
2:45 PM
Patrick: how?!
Patrick: cant walk right?
Jeff: dont know its not my ankle its the top of my foot kills when i move it. i get all fucked up when i go from sandels to normal shoes
Jeff: something is fucked in it
Patrick: fag
Jeff: guess what
Patrick: u suck diik?
Jeff: nope
Jeff: when i see you next im going to kill you
Patrick: hahahaha
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: hahahaha
Patrick: HAHAHAHAH
Patrick: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: u a pussy
Jeff: print this out and make sure to put it in your pocket
Jeff: cause when i killl you im going to hide the body in a work out gym
Jeff: cause
Jeff: NO ONE WOULD THINK TO LOOK THERE FOR YOU
Jeff: CAUSE U IS FAT
Patrick: hahaha'a work out gym?
Patrick: no shit?
Jeff: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Patrick: a gym where people work out?
Patrick: unheard of!
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: YEAH
Jeff: u fat
Patrick: wow
Patrick: genius!
Jeff: FUCK YOU IT WAS A FUNNY JOKE NOW U RUNIED IT
Patrick: yo, whats the passward to the patsfat blog
Patrick: that shuld be where we post this shit
Jeff: hmmmm good question
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: *****01
Jeff: maybe
Patrick: hahahahahaha
Jeff: *****
Patrick: of fuck
Patrick: thats your system password too
Jeff: SHHHHHHHH
Patrick: hahahahaha
Patrick: what email is it at? jeff@******?
Jeff: na
Jeff: *******@gmail.com
Patrick: word
2:50 PM
Jeff: you going to post on there?
Patrick: im making a user name
Jeff: thats a good idea actually
Jeff: post our talks on there
Patrick: yeah
Jeff: we can call it jeff and pats coffee talk
Jeff: or PATS A FAT FUCKING HOMO WHO RUINEDS all my jokes
Jeff: either way
Patrick: hahahaha
12/30/08, 2:44 PM
Jeff: ankle is deff. sprainied
2:45 PM
Patrick: how?!
Patrick: cant walk right?
Jeff: dont know its not my ankle its the top of my foot kills when i move it. i get all fucked up when i go from sandels to normal shoes
Jeff: something is fucked in it
Patrick: fag
Jeff: guess what
Patrick: u suck diik?
Jeff: nope
Jeff: when i see you next im going to kill you
Patrick: hahahaha
Patrick: hahahahaha
Jeff: hahahaha
Patrick: HAHAHAHAH
Patrick: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick: u a pussy
Jeff: print this out and make sure to put it in your pocket
Jeff: cause when i killl you im going to hide the body in a work out gym
Jeff: cause
Jeff: NO ONE WOULD THINK TO LOOK THERE FOR YOU
Jeff: CAUSE U IS FAT
Patrick: hahaha'a work out gym?
Patrick: no shit?
Jeff: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Patrick: a gym where people work out?
Patrick: unheard of!
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: YEAH
Jeff: u fat
Patrick: wow
Patrick: genius!
Jeff: FUCK YOU IT WAS A FUNNY JOKE NOW U RUNIED IT
Patrick: yo, whats the passward to the patsfat blog
Patrick: that shuld be where we post this shit
Jeff: hmmmm good question
Patrick: hahaha
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: *****01
Jeff: maybe
Patrick: hahahahahaha
Jeff: *****
Patrick: of fuck
Patrick: thats your system password too
Jeff: SHHHHHHHH
Patrick: hahahahaha
Patrick: what email is it at? jeff@******?
Jeff: na
Jeff: *******@gmail.com
Patrick: word
2:50 PM
Jeff: you going to post on there?
Patrick: im making a user name
Jeff: thats a good idea actually
Jeff: post our talks on there
Patrick: yeah
Jeff: we can call it jeff and pats coffee talk
Jeff: or PATS A FAT FUCKING HOMO WHO RUINEDS all my jokes
Jeff: either way
Patrick: hahahaha
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
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