1/6/09

AIM IM with Jeff.
9:32 AM
Jeff: hey gay boy
Patrick : suck a dick
Jeff: question
Patrick : yea, it makes you gay.
Jeff: can i have a fuck bmx shirt for my brotyher?
Patrick : yea
Jeff: cool
Jeff: needs a large cause hes a white rapper wana be
Patrick : hahahaha
Jeff: holla
Patrick : not surprised
Jeff: he liked the idea
Patrick : you raised him
Patrick : soon, he'll be crying himself to sleep after watching dawsons creek
Jeff: ahahahaha listn homo i watched dawsons creek with karen 1.0 the hot one
Jeff: so eat a D
Patrick : haha
9:35 AM
Patrick : did she comfort you when dawson got his heart broken and you were sad?
Jeff: oh yeahhhh
Patrick : haha
Patrick : want to go to a shitty poppunk show tonight on the bowery?
Jeff: NO
9:40 AM
Patrick : its 18+ atleast
Jeff: no
Patrick : meh
Patrick : i probably wont either
Jeff: good
Jeff: use a homo
Patrick : yeah?
Jeff: most lickly
Jeff: likely
Jeff: fucck im donw
Jeff: i hate spelling
Patrick : hahahahaha
9:45 AM
Patrick : this is why we document aim conversations. so everyone knows how much of a retard you are
Jeff: said the young gay man re-touching images to the older more sucesful comapnmy owner
Patrick : haha
Patrick : what do you own?
Jeff: my life
Patrick : you should hire me to be your editor
Jeff: dignity
Jeff: editer of what
Patrick : your aim conversations
Patrick : i will check your spelling, and then turn them all into dawsons creek, and the oc plots.
Jeff: HAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: thats a great idea
Patrick : my fee is the nice even number of $57.33 an hour
Patrick : anything past 1 hour is time and 5/8ths
Jeff: ahahaha
9:50 AM
Patrick : i think i am going to take a chine town bus to cleveland
Jeff: WHY
Patrick : to go ride bikes
Patrick : and get loose
Jeff: ahahaha right
Patrick : siiick indoor parks
11:15 AM
Jeff: where the snow at
Patrick : norff
Jeff: ahahaha
11:25 AM
Patrick : fuck
Patrick : i flattened a file to see something real quick and fucking saved it
Patrick : and didnt realize until i closed it
Jeff: that sucks
Patrick :
Jeff: ahhh did u close
Jeff: you can go back through history
Patrick : i closed
Jeff: wak
Patrick : fuck i wish there wa s away to save history
Jeff: there is i think
Jeff: but u cant revert
Jeff: only see a file with a list of what you did
Patrick : yeah
Jeff: meta data list
Patrick : fuck and it was a wak ass file to work with too
11:30 AM
Jeff: ahahha
11:40 AM
Jeff: mac confrence starts in 20 mins
Patrick : meh
Jeff: yeah i feel the same way
Patrick : haha
Jeff: cute is what we aim for is kinda good
Patrick : so is fall out boy
Jeff: not so much
Patrick : you know you like it
Jeff: i really dont.. i play them once in a wile but not a big fan
Patrick : yea, i dont put them on repeat or anything
Patrick : if it comes on i dont skip tho
11:45 AM
Jeff: i dont play random stuff i always listn to fill albums
Jeff: no play liststs either
Patrick : oh
Patrick : you lame
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: i tend to keep it mad simple
Patrick : i dont like to have to decide
Jeff: thats why you eat bags of D
Patrick : my new years eve playlist was the best i ever made
Jeff: and i eat bags of chips
Jeff: avril levine
Patrick : na, mucury rising and fire storm
Jeff: would it be odd if i married her
Patrick : i think shes to punk rawk for you
Jeff: ahahaha really
Jeff: what kinda girl is my type then
Jeff: this should be good......
Patrick : youre type?
Patrick : like pete wentz or that dude benjie
Jeff: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Jeff: ahahah wow well played
Jeff: i called that early
12:05 PM
Patrick : well the file looked way better 2nd time around, so i guess thats a plus
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick : http://www.guzer.com/videos/needle-art.php
12:30 PM
Jeff: MOLLY MOLLY make out
Jeff: worst song ever
12:40 PM
Patrick : suckadick
Jeff: YES
12:45 PM
Patrick : yea
Patrick : you would be siked on suckin dick
2:10 PM
Jeff: new mac book is pretty hot
Patrick : word
Patrick : didnt look t anyhting yet
Jeff: word
2:15 PM
Jeff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O5U9irS3iA&eurl=http://www.qbn.com/topics/577965/?page=1
2:30 PM
Jeff: you watch that
Patrick : what is this?
Jeff: a show
Patrick : im 40 seconds in and ready to turn it off
Jeff: its clips of the one kid
Jeff: what
Jeff: this shits so funny
Patrick : lame
Jeff: WHAT
Patrick : k its decent
Jeff: na its really funny
Jeff: watch it all
Jeff: its random clips from the show
Patrick : that was what i was like in times square the other night
Jeff: thats what i was like in school
Patrick : ohhh fuck, did i tell you about the cab that tried to hussle me?
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : i was walking down the street behind him with both finers up screaming go fuck yourself.
Patrick : i have to give myself a pat ont he back for that
Jeff: classy
2:35 PM
Patrick : jahah yeah
Jeff: baby shambles good band
Patrick : ?
Jeff: baby shambles pete dohrtys band his herion band
Patrick : oh never heard
Jeff: well go to hell
Jeff: i think rachel belson is my new crush
Patrick : who?
Jeff: rachel bilson
Jeff: the girl form the OC
Jeff: summer
Patrick : ohh
Patrick : does sarah have a facebook?
Patrick : i want to talk shit behind your back
Jeff: i think but never uses it
Jeff: talk what?
Patrick : whats her last name?
Patrick : talka bout how wak u is
Jeff: no dice
Jeff: dont be a dick
Patrick : haha
Jeff: snow is a coming
Jeff: did you see pinapple express?
2:40 PM
Patrick : is she a pro at bowling/
Patrick : no i didnt
Jeff: no i am
Jeff: im a pro at tennis too
Jeff: 1500+
Patrick : haha
Jeff: im a smash you
Patrick : haha
Jeff: WE DID IT
Jeff: we made it out alive
Jeff: name the band win a prize
Patrick : i dont care, but either chris cant spell her name right, or she doesnt have facebook
Jeff: your such a dick
Patrick : hahaha
Jeff: im a fuck you up one day
Patrick : hahaa
Jeff: she dosnt have anything up on it so fuck you and good luck
Patrick : oh i was just going to say "jeff is gay"
Patrick : and that would have been it
Jeff: thats fine... your a fat ass homo
Patrick : haha
Patrick : she probably would have agreed
Jeff: ahahahahahahahahah
Patrick : then her and i would have made fun of your loose ass ties
2:45 PM
Patrick : hahahaha so a tourist i harassed just sent me photos.
Jeff: ahaha really
Patrick : yeah!
Jeff: congrats?
2:50 PM
Patrick : haha
2:55 PM
Patrick : http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1964/185/47/732927541/n732927541_1846869_9464.jpg
Jeff: ahahahah
Patrick : me the other dudes, and the girl in purple do not belong
3:15 PM
Patrick : getting shirts tomorrow night
Jeff: nice dude
Jeff: did the guy say how they came out
3:20 PM
Patrick : he didnt print them yet, haha
Jeff: oh
Patrick : but hes done work for movielife and mtv and shit
Jeff: cool
Jeff: i just got a offer from over night prints for 100 free bizz cards
Jeff: what should i get panda ice cream?
Jeff: only 1 side printing tho kinda lame
Patrick : dont bother
Patrick : 2 side or die
Jeff: ahaha
Patrick : or just get panda ice cream genenric and make it rain
3:25 PM
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : i just got the same offer
Jeff: wana just get the panda pattern
Patrick : yeah
Jeff: make it made obscure just the fronts
Jeff: there free so fuck it you know
Patrick : ill make it rain from my fire escape
Jeff: the card stock is thiner too then the ones we have
Jeff: its 15 pt
Patrick : word
Patrick : cause it only has to be sturdy enough for 1 sideness
Jeff: welll no but yeah if you want to think of it that way
Patrick : yea
Patrick : stfu or die
Jeff: eat bags of D
Patrick : oooooo'
Patrick : snapppp
Jeff: shut up
Patrick : you are gooood
4:05 PM
Jeff: snowing
Patrick : yea
Patrick : just walked back with my frappacino in it
Jeff: where u get a frap?
Jeff: can i have one
Patrick : bux
Jeff: bux?
4:10 PM
Patrick : starbucks
Patrick : coffee light
Jeff: wellll
Patrick : sukadick
Jeff: you delted a file today
Jeff: and i deleted a 3d model
Jeff: PERFECT
Patrick : but i made it look twice as good
Jeff: FUCKING PERFECT
Patrick : haha dammmn
Patrick : how/
Jeff: im going to fucking kill someone right now
Jeff: i have no fucking idea
Patrick : want me to bring you a frap after work?
Jeff: no if i cant fix this im going home im so fucking mad
Patrick :
Jeff: thanks tho
Patrick : how many hours?
Jeff: a few
Patrick : could be worse
Jeff: i guess
Patrick : http://gothamist.com/attachments/arts_jen/0109cookiemonster.jpg
Patrick : that will cheer you up
Jeff: wait my bad
Jeff: was just a null object
Jeff: all is good now
Patrick : haha
Jeff: AHAHAHAHAHA
Jeff: those arnt there anymore
Patrick : nope
Patrick : cookie monster 1 WTC 0
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: washed my hair today
4:15 PM
Patrick : i wash mine every day
Jeff: going to go home soon and watch pinapple express
Patrick : i use to shower once a week at most
Patrick : now im an errydayer
Jeff: thats gross
Jeff: i shower atleast once a day
Jeff: summer 2 times
Patrick : winter in massachusetts made me not smell
Jeff: right....
Patrick : i shower at night erry day
Jeff: i get mad dry skinn tho
Jeff: i do mornings
Jeff: used to do nights
Patrick : i like sleeping in, and a shower int he am int he summer would be pointless when i am about to ride bikes to work
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : i am about to give you a reason to call me fat.
Patrick : http://perambulare.com/2008/11/14/let-them-eat-cake-now/
Jeff: WOW
Jeff: this is what you look at
Patrick : haha
Jeff: is this your porn?
Patrick : www.midtownlunch.com
Patrick : hahahaha
Jeff: snow stopped
4:20 PM
Patrick : apple dropping drm is nice
Jeff: yeah and normal prices to .69
Patrick : 99 wasnt bad at all though
Jeff: na 69 is better ahahah
Patrick : haha yea
Patrick : but 99 wasnt bad
Jeff: ok you pay 99 ill pay 69
Patrick : but your favorite top 10's jams will be 1.29
Patrick : we should get our blog on our free business cards
4:25 PM
Patrick : and have in like light gray int he background a random clip of us talking
Jeff: not free you have to pay for shipping i found out
Patrick : yeah
Patrick : i saw
Jeff: im not getting them
Patrick : haha
Jeff: i was getting *****-ups anyway
Patrick : i wish i got the offer yesterday...
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick : i wodner if i can still hold mine...
Jeff: 2 sides is better tho
Patrick : but to write "patsfat.blogspot.com on, who cares?
Jeff: ahaha
4:35 PM
Jeff has gone offline.