1/16/08

AIM IM with Jeff.
11:35 AM
Jeff: ujmmm
Jeff: yeah you need it
Patrick : yea
Patrick : i need a good cry
Jeff: oh god
Jeff: now u dont get it
Patrick : !
Jeff:
Patrick : wana do lunch today?
Patrick : i want the whole cd son
Jeff: ate already
Jeff: i dont have the cd
Patrick : we do lunc hat 2 son
Patrick : u suck
Jeff: wak
Patrick : do you have duane joseph?
Jeff: no
Patrick : you wak
Patrick : best song
Jeff: die
11:40 AM
Patrick : u dy
Jeff: ?
Jeff: you die
Jeff: learn to type dick
Patrick : GFY motherfucker
Jeff: LOLZ
Patrick : LOLERCOPTER!
Patrick : sometimes i just try my hardest to say the wakest shit just to make you angry.
Jeff: i know you do
Patrick : i'm, pretty sure it works
Jeff: opne day when im rich im going to buy you and then sell you
11:45 AM
Jeff: to the jews
Patrick : i hope i lose value
Patrick : so you lose money on the deal
Jeff: i dont care
Jeff: i hate you hole heartly
Patrick : hole heartly?
Patrick : waht the fuck?
Jeff: whole
Patrick : whole heartedly?
Jeff: heart'ly
Jeff: yes
Patrick : see, this is why you need me
Jeff: you know what your a fat fuck who is lazy so fuck you and your fancy spelling you fucking krout
Patrick : hahahah
Patrick : i'm a mick, you fucking wop
Patrick : get it right
Jeff: wow im shocked you even got the joke
Jeff: shit bag
Patrick : well, i mean, you're jokes are built for the intelligence of a 5th grader. I'm pretty sure you got that one either from google, or sarah.
Jeff: are you a fucking complete joke of a human being
Jeff: my shits so tight
Jeff: all i do is watch educationl tv
Jeff: so fuck you
Patrick : what kinda of tv?
Jeff: history
Jeff: TLC
Jeff: discovery
Jeff: NOVA
Patrick : tender loving care?
Jeff: NOVA mother fucker NOVA
Patrick : not only vaginal assests?
Jeff: go re-touch
Patrick : haha
Patrick : go push pixels like a mexican
Jeff: nope doing partical sims right now so piss off
11:50 AM
Patrick : you should print this conversation out, and tell people this is why you cant charge by the hour
Jeff: that dosnt make sense
Patrick : yea it does
Patrick : cause you just spent an hour being a little bitch
Jeff: AHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Patrick : and you could bill for it
Jeff: wow not bad
Jeff: go eat cake fat boy
Patrick : fuck
Patrick : they gave the rest of the cake to the cleaning lady last night
Jeff: yup
Patrick : otherwise i'd be all over it
Patrick : it was legit
Patrick : legit tierra misu
1:00 PM
Jeff: ERIC JUST SENT ME A pick of the plane being taken out of the water
Patrick : OMG!
Jeff: ahahahahha
Jeff: your the biggist shit bag i know
Patrick : haha
Patrick : that is saying alot, really
Patrick : you grew up with rammlekamp
Jeff: ahahahahahahaha
Jeff: when i kill you and i mean when... how much you think i can get for your cut up body in china?
1:05 PM
Patrick : i duno
Patrick : not much
Patrick : probably more if i was a kitten
Jeff: hmmm mite as well sell you alive then to mexico
Jeff: for a drug muel
Patrick : haha
Patrick : mule *
Jeff: yup
Jeff: they like fat people
Jeff: they gut you out and shuve more drugs in you
Patrick : i would say "i should sell you to someone"
Patrick : but noone wants someone who cant spell.
Patrick : you are wothless
Jeff: thats so lame dude
Jeff: atleast i came up with the joke
Patrick : you're worse then a downy
Jeff: you just took it and made it lame and not your own
Jeff: failed
Patrick : atleast corky makes people laugh
Jeff: i dont have downsyndrom
Patrick : yea i know
Patrick : thats the tragedy
Jeff: you look like you do tho
Patrick : you'd bve better off if you did
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick : GOOD ONE JEFF!
Patrick : JEFF +354254 for that comment!
Jeff: thanks fatrick
Jeff: im gonna write a song about you this weeknd
Jeff: i will call you at 6am and sing it to you tomorrow or sunday
Patrick : Patrick +354255 for being better
Patrick : i will call you at 2am and mumble alot tonight
Patrick : thats it.
Jeff: NO
Patrick : you are getting a drunk dial
Jeff: dude common
Jeff: fuck that phone is going off
Patrick : hahahahahah
Jeff: you fucking peice of shit alcholic
Patrick : hahahaha
Jeff: hope you get alchole posioned
Patrick : go drink greygoose by yourself
Jeff: havnt done that in years dick
Jeff: im edge
Patrick : atleast i dont drink alone
Patrick : HAHAHAH
Jeff: 3rd times a charm
Patrick : right
Patrick : next strike its life
Jeff: ill drink you under the table
Patrick : no you wont
Patrick : you're edge
Jeff: yes... yes i would
Patrick : haha
Patrick : you'd have to drink first
Jeff: use a homo drinker
Patrick : haha
Patrick : what?
Jeff: you drink gay shit
1:10 PM
Jeff: girl drinks and beer
Patrick : i drink vodka and purple
Jeff: i drank straight up vodka
Patrick : tonight its gunna be straight vodka to stay warm
Jeff: you wana have a drinking contest
Patrick : alright
Jeff: ill come out of retirment to kill you
Patrick : it'll be like the episode of gilligans island with the russians
Jeff: ahahahahah
Jeff: i dont know that ep but im sure its funny
Patrick : haha yea
Jeff: thats why i typed ahahahah
Patrick : ginger was fucking hott
Jeff: YEAH
Jeff: id do ginger
Patrick : even maryanne
Jeff: shes ok
Patrick : maryanne probably had less diseases too.
Jeff: you would have done the rich lady
Patrick : haha
Jeff: mary ann was ok
Patrick : bitch would have paid well
Jeff: ahahaha
Patrick : i bet the howells are dead now
Jeff: giligans island is kinda like lost
Patrick : except 100% better
Jeff: yeah
Patrick : dont even compare it
Patrick : thats fucked
Jeff: i wonder if JJ abrams had to go to abc to pitch the idea and say its kinda like giligans island but allot better
Patrick : hahaha
Jeff: imagine giligins island but with smoke monsters and islands that move and time travel
Jeff: then the ABC head guy was like excuse me JJ can you put the spliff out your in a meeting
Patrick :
Direct Instant Message session started
Patrick : haha
Jeff: maryann i the hotter one
Patrick : yea, but gingers way more slutty
Jeff: ginger is the red head right
Patrick : wow...
Patrick : why do you thinkt h ey called her ginger?
Jeff: i dont know
Jeff: i dont accoceate with red heads they are sub-human
Patrick : never heard the term 'ginger child'?
Patrick : yea
Jeff: no
Patrick : my parents have some as neighbors
Patrick : everyone hates them
Jeff: either way marryann is the hotter one for sure
Patrick : yeah
Jeff: is it me or did girls bodys back then look allot diffrent
1:15 PM
Jeff: like there stomaches are weird looking
Patrick : hahaha
Jeff: maybe its the bathing suit
Jeff: its allot higher then they are noe
Jeff: now
Jeff: it just looks odd
Patrick : yeah
Patrick : shit was wak
Jeff: fuck yes
Jeff: who did you like the scientist
Jeff: cause we both know you couldnt hit marryann
Patrick : hahaha
Jeff: she could see your gayness from islands away
Patrick : why am i not surprised that you had to homo this up?
Jeff: ahahahah thats why i did it
Patrick : "i'm going to be totally origional and call pat gay!@$!~"
Jeff: dude im so fucking orig it kills you
Patrick : hahahha
Jeff: you just jock all my jokes
Patrick : you're as orig as lost.
Jeff: everyone
Jeff: LOST IS MAD ORIG
Jeff: so thanks
Patrick : lost would be mad orig if it was mad old and called gilligans island
Jeff: im gonna throw a brick at you i think
Jeff: ahahahaha
Patrick : i'm going to come kick your ass in like 45 minutes.
Jeff: ahahahah thats fine i wont be here
Patrick : when you leaving?
Jeff: actually dont come here in 45 i have a big meeting
Patrick : PERFECT
Jeff: na dude dont cause if you do anything i will really set you on fire
Patrick : na, wont fuck up a meeting
Patrick : but i have to run down to 23/broadway
Jeff: for what
Patrick : pick up a hassy
Jeff: cockrock
Patrick : man, you always have dick on your mind
Jeff: dude cockrock... is crack cocain
Patrick : is the meeting at your studio, or ont he phone?
Jeff: SO FUYCK you
Jeff: phone
Jeff: im going to the movies after that tho
Patrick : word. i'll text you when i'm in the area, see if your still there/its done
Patrick : so i can kick your faggot ass
Jeff: deal
Patrick : poice
Jeff: dick bag
Direct Instant Message session ended
2:40 PM